View Funnies	Thursday, April 18, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Waiting for the Bus Date: Sent Thursday, November 12, 2015 Category: None

Rating: 3.37/5 (117 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

A person was visiting Washington, DC, for the first time. Unable to locate the Capitol, the person asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"

The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."

Three hours later, the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the person was still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus, and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"

The person replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.