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You Know You Are Out of College When...
Date: Sent Friday, November 4, 2016
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Rating: 3.44/5 (62 votes)
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Your potted plants stay alive.

Sleeping in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.

You have to pay your own credit card bill.

Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.

"Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary which is a little less than your allowance used to be.

"Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.

Jeans, flannels and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

You stop confusing 401k plan with 10K run.

You go to parties that police don't raid.

You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down.

You refer to college students as kids.

You feed your dog science diet instead of taco bell.

Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."

Received from Richard G Wimer.


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