Tuesday, March 28, 2017|
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Date: Sent Monday, August 21, 2000
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Define Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is , that you end up at work.
Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker
Q. Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin?
A. It won't work and you can't fire it.
The teacher wrote "Like I ain't had no fun in months" on the board and then she said, "Timmy, how should I correct that?"
Timmy replied, "Maybe get a new boyfriend?"
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