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Lighthouses Date: Sent Thursday, October 27, 2016 Category: None

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I live in Texas. I have two friends that are blonde and sisters. One day, they approached me and asked where the lighthouses were.

When I tried to probe a little bit, I was told, "Yeah, they're good paying jobs and have lots of ads in the paper, but we don't know where the lighthouses are to apply."

I told them, "There are no lighthouses in Texas. Let me see that newspaper."

Sure enough, there were ads for... "Light Housekeeping needed. Apply in person."

Received from Irene A. Mystery.