Monday, February 27, 2017|
|Random Acts Of Thinking |
Date: Sent Friday, January 27, 2017
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So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass the
I was stunned last night when my wife told me I was too wrapped up in myself. When did I get a wife?
I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing it brilliantly.
A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that 30 years won't fix.
Is there a Bureau of Missing Personalities?
I know I'm beautiful on the inside ... I have the colonoscopy video to prove it.
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
In a recent poll, 60 percent of people believe their workplace is louder now than it was five years ago. The other 40 percent didn't hear the
Yeah, I'm a bird lover. Mostly chicken. Mostly fried.
I was visiting a monastery recently and I saw a sign that read, "In case of fire, break vow of silence."
Received from Richard G Wimer.