"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her 21-year-old roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive classic car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

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