A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?" asked the client.
"Of course," the lawyer replied. "I charge $200 to answer three questions."
"Well, that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," said the lawyer. "And what's your third question?"
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