One day a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. Next day he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid. "Not bad," he said. "I think I'll have a little more today." His friend was a little concerned but didn't say anything.

Next day the mechanic told his friend about drinking a cup full of the brake fluid. "Great stuff! I think I'll have some more today." And so he did. A few days later, he was up to a bottle a day, and he told his friend, "This brake fluid is really great stuff."

His friend was now really worried. "You know that brake fluid is poison and is really bad for you. You'd better stop drinking that stuff."

"Hey, no problem," he said. "I can stop any time."

Received from FranCMT2.

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