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May the 4th Be With You!
Sent Friday, May 3, 2024

/* Funnies for May 4th. */

Knock, knock.
(Who's there?)
Metaphors.
(Metaphors who?)
Metaphors be with you, this Star Wars Day!

Did you hear that your local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special? It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing.

What happens if you celebrate Star Wars Day too hard tonight? Watch out for the revenge of the fifth.

Did you hear about the girl who is still single on Star Wars Day? Apparently, she's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th? Go Fourth and Prosper!

What do you call a bubble tea party on Star Wars Day? A Boba Fete.

From humornama.com

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