[GCFL-discuss] Lousy Cooks?
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Tue Jul 22 22:22:45 CDT 2008
My repertoire consists of omelets and crockpot roast chicken. The
recipe for the latter is very complicated: defrost the chicken,
(assuming it's frozen) put it in the crockpot, turn it on low, and come
back 8 hours later for a delicious roast chicken. (I do not know if
this will work with a non-kosher chicken; kosher chicken is covered with
a layer of salt and sits for an hour before being rinsed. The slow
cooking accentuates that salt.) I can also make coffee and tea.
What my wife likes the most about my omelettes is that SHE doesn't have
to make it.
She is a gourmet cook, and it is totally wasted on me.
Ketchup has saved many a marriage. Knowing that I can't stand ketchup,
G-d sent me a wife who can cook.
Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Lousy Cooks?
I am fairly certain that it is simply a slam to female cooks.
My husband is able to char previously good meat on the grill and in the
house he habitually cooks kernel corn with eggs. Need I say more? :-P
I used to be a good cook. Now I avoid the kitchen. I only have a 6
old left at home and it's hard to get excited about food preparation
she prefers plain pasta to anything else.
Do any of the men on this list attempt to cook? Beyond boiling eggs and
using the microwave...
Did you just want to type "partners" and "same-sex "marriage"" to raise
blood pressure? The word partner now has a connotation of homosexuality
shacking up -- nothing so pure as husband and wife teammates. Same-sex?
Barf. "Marriage"? What a crock... and a travesty of the word and
----- Original Message -----
>I have a question about the following references:
> You are a Lousy Cook if...
> Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
> Is the author implying that all men are great cooks and only women
> qualify as lousy cooks, or that men don't cook at all - lousy or
> otherwise, or could this refer to one of the partner's in a same-sex
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