From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Mon Sep 1 21:54:36 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 21:54:36 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Veteran Message-ID: <20080901.215454.-411623.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Today is Labor Day. At least, when I write this it still is. When you read this, Labor Day will probably be over. I drove a bus in the Labor Day parade with my union, Amalgamated Transit Union Local 998. At the last minute a disable veteran struggled over and asked if he could ride with me. He is also a retiree from the International Association of Machinists. His war was no earlier than Vietnam. Of course, I drive a paratransit bus, so picking up disabled people is what I do 40 + hours a week, but I would have taken him anyway. He told me he had been working a table supporting Barack Obama at an annual fair in a semi-suburbanized rural town called St. Martin's. A number of men had told him he should be supporting John McCain, because "Veterans should support veterans." He said he showed them the Disabled American Veterans voting scorecard on issues of concern to veterans, and McCain had about a 10%. They were not only shocked, but convinced that the whole thing was lies and propaganda. They returned to the theme "veterans should support veterans." None of them were veterans. I'm not either, but the man telling me this is. One of the hecklers said "I'm the son of the mayor of New Berlin," like that made him an authority on who veterans should vote for. He said "When John McCain supports veterans, that's when he'll get my vote." Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click here for a free directory of employee development and training solutions. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3l7kP699q5T6Tqd6izr3rAT2mUV5aBWitrhiQyz5zaWTiCFu/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Mon Sep 1 23:52:52 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 21:52:52 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! References: <20080831.211502.-487727.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> What makes you think I am a Republican? My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We have been very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a lack of desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too generous. Always have been, always will be. I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't know how to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, but I fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. Jeanene Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting to see > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up with > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit card all > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican > philosophy after all.) > > Siarlys From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 01:39:11 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:39:11 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Resolutions In-Reply-To: <20080831.211502.-487727.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> References: <20080831.211502.-487727.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809012339y31208ec6p1cf6dbc2773d5fe9@mail.gmail.com> Actually John did sign it... for those who frequent this discuss list we all know him by his random funny & "Have a great day and don't forget to laugh!" Signature: "> Thanks Siarlys. > > -- > Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. > > Have a great day and don't forget to laugh!" ~Lance On Sat, Aug 30, 2008 at 6:26 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > I know exactly what I was saying John, but I like a good challenge. > > If I lived in Alabama, I would put the Obama sign in my yard WITH the G > and hope it moved a few voters to say, oh yeah, I've got to vote for this > guy. > > Every time I see somebody with pale pink skin driving a pick-up truck > with an Obama sticker on it, I get a little more confident. And I see > that almost every day. > > Siarlys > > P.S. If you were in a tax bracket where you needed to worry about Obama, > you wouldn't be asking us to send a dollar or two to subsidize GCFL. > > P.P.S. Someone asked who wrote this, and they didn't sign their own user > name. I knew it was John, because it was either John or Lance, and Lance > had already responded, somewhat differently. In fact, each responded > about the way I expected. Well, I have my work cut out for me. > > On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:31:23 -0500 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies > List" writes: > > I usually don't mix politics and GCFL, but I had to say > > something here... > > > > On Sat, Aug 23, 2008 at 08:10:10PM -0500, Siarlys wrote: > > > > > > I think my best prospects are Lance, and John Price. > > > > HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA > > > > Good luck with that... :) > > > > > Besides, how could anyone with a sense of humor vote for McCain? > > > > You do have a point there... but McCain is SO MUCH better > > than Obama. Taxes. > > > > Around here they stopped putting up Obama signs cause > > people keep writing a "G" in front of Obama so it reads > > "Go Bama!" > > > > HE HE HE HE HE... Me vote Democrat... I haven't laughed that > > hard in some time... > > > > Thanks Siarlys. > > > > -- > > Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. > > > > Have a great day and don't forget to laugh! > > > > http://www.gcfl.net (The Good, Clean Funnies List): Good, > > clean daily funnies you can safely tell your Mom! > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080901/3f38d449/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 01:52:42 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:52:42 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Veteran In-Reply-To: <20080901.215454.-411623.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> References: <20080901.215454.-411623.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809012352o2acf88cehd86741c5d831c098@mail.gmail.com> And how many times has Obama voted on Veteran critical issues?? Less than 10%? Just because McCain voted 10% doesn't mean anything until we have a comparison to what Obama has done. If someone were to say Obama voted with Veterans 50% of the time then I know McCain votes only 1 fifth of the time that Obama does and have a comparison. But to tell me no other statistics with that tells me nothing. ~Lance On Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 7:54 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List < gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote: > Today is Labor Day. At least, when I write this it still is. When you > read this, Labor Day will probably be over. I drove a bus in the Labor > Day parade with my union, Amalgamated Transit Union Local 998. At the > last minute a disable veteran struggled over and asked if he could ride > with me. He is also a retiree from the International Association of > Machinists. His war was no earlier than Vietnam. Of course, I drive a > paratransit bus, so picking up disabled people is what I do 40 + hours a > week, but I would have taken him anyway. > > He told me he had been working a table supporting Barack Obama at an > annual fair in a semi-suburbanized rural town called St. Martin's. A > number of men had told him he should be supporting John McCain, because > "Veterans should support veterans." He said he showed them the Disabled > American Veterans voting scorecard on issues of concern to veterans, and > McCain had about a 10%. They were not only shocked, but convinced that > the whole thing was lies and propaganda. They returned to the theme > "veterans should support veterans." None of them were veterans. I'm not > either, but the man telling me this is. One of the hecklers said "I'm the > son of the mayor of New Berlin," like that made him an authority on who > veterans should vote for. He said "When John McCain supports veterans, > that's when he'll get my vote." > > Siarlys -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080901/9ee54e0d/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 01:59:15 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2008 23:59:15 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! In-Reply-To: <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> References: <20080831.211502.-487727.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> Message-ID: <37915b720809012359k14044e4cl6c14acd2c382946d@mail.gmail.com> Is Obama as financially savvy as Clinton? Will the Democrats support such a thing? Will they raise the taxes on Corporations and remove tax credits so we can return to Corporations paying the bulk of taxes instead of the lower and middle class? ~Lance On Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 9:52 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List < gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote: > What makes you think I am a Republican? > My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We have been > very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a lack > of > desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing > Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too > generous. Always have been, always will be. > I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't know how > to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, but I > fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. > Jeanene > > Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out > "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle > > ----- Original Message ----- > > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting to see > > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up with > > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit card all > > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican > > philosophy after all.) > > > > Siarlys > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080901/c6cea0a8/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 18:36:57 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 16:36:57 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! In-Reply-To: <37915b720809012359k14044e4cl6c14acd2c382946d@mail.gmail.com> References: <20080831.211502.-487727.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> <37915b720809012359k14044e4cl6c14acd2c382946d@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809021636i79946a89s24934a3796b1d149@mail.gmail.com> Siarlys... here's an interesting article on the Republicans: < http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/01/cafferty.republicans/index.html?eref=rss_topstories#> Mind offering a defense and rebuttle to this? ~Lance On 9/1/08, Lance Kirkman wrote: > > Is Obama as financially savvy as Clinton? Will the Democrats support such a > thing? > Will they raise the taxes on Corporations and remove tax credits so we can > return to Corporations paying the bulk of taxes instead of the lower and > middle class? > ~Lance > > On Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 9:52 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List > wrote: > >> What makes you think I am a Republican? >> My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We have >> been >> very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a lack >> of >> desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing >> Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too >> generous. Always have been, always will be. >> I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't know >> how >> to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, but I >> fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. >> Jeanene >> >> Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out >> "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting to see >> > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up with >> > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit card all >> > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican >> > philosophy after all.) >> > >> > Siarlys >> > -- No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080902/ad4c3e6d/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 19:05:52 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 19:05:52 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! In-Reply-To: <37915b720809021636i79946a89s24934a3796b1d149@mail.gmail.com> References: <20080831.211502.-487727.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> <37915b720809012359k14044e4cl6c14acd2c382946d@mail.gmail.com> <37915b720809021636i79946a89s24934a3796b1d149@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: Siarlys, How do you even know what Obama actually stands for? Are you just taking his word for it, or looking at his voting record? On anything controversial, it seems that he simply votes 'present', rather than actually take a position. IMHO, Obama has one strong characteristic: He is a master politician. That is to say that he is a master of sounding like he will do exactly what everyone wants. Wherever the political wind starts to blow, that is what he supports. Never mind that it is exactly 180 degrees from what he was supporting just last week. http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/07/15/mccain-camp-mocks-obama-for-refining-iraq-position-on-web-site/ I know the list has been quiet, but does it *really* need to be a political discussion board? Just a thought, Matthew http://www.schlegelhome.info Use secure email: http://www.getfiregpg.org On Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 18:36, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List < gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote: > Siarlys... here's an interesting article on the Republicans: < > http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/01/cafferty.republicans/index.html?eref=rss_topstories#> > Mind offering a defense and rebuttle to this? > ~Lance > > On 9/1/08, Lance Kirkman wrote: >> >> Is Obama as financially savvy as Clinton? Will the Democrats support such >> a thing? >> Will they raise the taxes on Corporations and remove tax credits so we can >> return to Corporations paying the bulk of taxes instead of the lower and >> middle class? >> ~Lance >> >> On Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 9:52 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List >> wrote: >> >>> What makes you think I am a Republican? >>> My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We have >>> been >>> very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a lack >>> of >>> desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing >>> Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too >>> generous. Always have been, always will be. >>> I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't know >>> how >>> to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, but >>> I >>> fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. >>> Jeanene >>> >>> Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out >>> "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting to see >>> > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up with >>> > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit card >>> all >>> > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican >>> > philosophy after all.) >>> > >>> > Siarlys >>> >> > > > -- > No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. > However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080902/907a7bed/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 20:49:28 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 20:49:28 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Free Lance Message-ID: <20080903.210701.-411543.5.jsiarlys@juno.com> Lance, I looked up Romans 8:32 before looking up anything else you asked about. It would be redundant to observe, that is true. My personal inclination in Romans is toward Romans 12:1, but that is why there is so much in the entire book: there are so many things to be said, and so many different people to say them to, none of whom can grasp them all. You've asked me three different questions. As to the voting records on veterans, the "score sheet" the disabled veteran mentioned to me is not a measure of how many times a senator shows up to vote. It is a record of how many times the senator voted favorably on legislation Disabled American Veterans advocated for, or voted against legislation DAV wanted defeated. John McCain's votes went the way DAV advocated 10% of the time. Now DAV may or may not accurately represent the real interests and needs of most or all disabled veterans, but I don't know of any organization of similar scope which offers a counter-claim. I went to the DAV web site, entered my parents' zip code, which is in Illinois, and got a listing of Key Votes for Senator Obama. There was one red x, meaning he voted against an amendment they supported, all the rest were either green checks (14), meaning he voted the way they advocated (Y or N), one not scored, and three he was ineligible to vote, which I presume means it was a vote in a committee that he is not part of. For whatever weight it carries, that's the score. DAV emphasizes that they are not endorsing any candidate, they keep these records on all public officials, and a lot of veterans' legislation is passed by voice vote, so they can only tabulate roll call votes on major legislation. As to Cafferty, I wouldn't think of providing a rebuttal. He is right on the money. His main criticisms sound like those of my mother, a life-long Republican, who incidentally voted for Obama both in 2004 for the senate, and in the primary this year for president. The party doesn't stand for small government, it stands for bigger and bigger government. It has no disciplined fiscal policy at all -- Clinton is the last president who showed any fiscal discipline. And, as to integrity, I do know many decent, patriotic Republicans who have a great deal of integrity, but unfortunately none of them are being slated for office. Some, by no means all, are voting for Obama. Incidentally, the Democratic Party is not exactly to my liking either. It's national leadership is kind of petrified in its sense of policy and principles. I don't especially like Nancy Pelosi, or my state's governor, or its senior senator, or... but I think Obama can pull them in a more sensible direction, because he has been on record for several years with a much more sensible analysis. My state's junior senator will be a big help. Finally, will Obama do what a president can (can't do anything about taxes unless Congress votes the way the president asks it to), to put the tax burden back on corporations and close loopholes? He says he will do that, every time he is asked. Either he is George W. Bush in disguise and lying through his teeth, or he means it. I want something more than he is offering, I want the first $20,000 tax exempt for individuals, $50,000 for families, and then have a 50% bracket starting somewhere around $500,000 or $1,000,000. But Obama will take a step in the right direction. Is he as savvy as Clinton? That is a question I haven't heard asked in a while. He does have Robert Rubin among his advisors, and Rubin oversaw the budget and spending policies that got us to the point of actually paying off some of the national debt. Yes, I think he is savvy enough to get essential programs moving, while exercising fiscal discipline and balancing the budget. He said he will go through the budget line by line to examine, is this something we really need to spend money on? That's all I would ask of a candidate. The budget is too big and complex to promise in advance, which lines he will or won't propose to cut out or continue. I want a president who will take a good hard look when its budget time, not a candidate who makes wild promises. Every time I hear a candidate say, vaguely, "I will cut wasteful spending," I want to ask "Exactly which parts of the budget do you call wasteful? Maybe your waste is my essential government function." I generally approve of what Obama has said we do need to spend money on, and I appreciate he will be looking line by line at what else is in the budget, and where the money will come from to pay for what he wants to spend. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click here for great computer networking solutions! http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3oHgMkXRbUtiOtURO09axbrKOaZHsNXa5Z414aZKH2VhincI/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 20:08:04 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 20:08:04 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! Message-ID: <20080903.210701.-411543.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> Hi Matthew, Good to hear from you. I don't remember what your political persuasion, if any, might be, and as mine is "None of the Above," I won't ask about yours, especially after the fiasco of insulting Jeanene by insinuating that she is a Republican. Your last question is the easiest to answer. My opinion (it's ultimately John's call, but he puts up with ALMOST anything we want to talk about) is, no the discussion group does not need to be a political discussion board, and I just posted an apolitical remark about a recent joke posting. But, I find discussion here, including political discussion, more interesting, amusing and stimulating than most political discussion boards. (I also have fun at thinkchristian.net, where I offend some and draw agreeing comments from others, which is about how it should be.) In an election year, some of the humor will undoubtedly be political anyway. Having kicked this line of discussion off, I will at this point continue it only when someone else has a response or question to which I can respond in some reasonable way. So if everyone is bored, it will die out rather quickly. But you asked, how do I even know what Obama stands for. The honest answer to that question is, when I see his campaign's TV commercials, I am generally disappointed, because they are the same kind of fluff I see from every candidate. But, when I read his two published books, I remember, oh, that is the man whose judgment I trust to be in the White House. I don't set much stock in promises, or in "positions on the issues." Whoever is elected will mostly be dealing with crises none of us have even imagined yet. I don't want to hear what anyone promises, I want to know the quality of his thoughts over the past ten years or more. I don't hold a candidate accountable for every stupid thing they did as a teenager (Barack Obama, John McCain, George Bush, Clarence Thomas, all have that kind of little skeleton in their closet), but I do want a picture of how they have matured over the years. I won't retype the content of his book here. You may or may not want to read it for yourself. I don't believe he is a master of sounding like he will do what everyone wants. I believe he is a master of finding genuine common ground, not perfect agreement, but common ground, so we can at least debate each other civilly and get some progress accomplished. For example, he writes eloquently about a man who emailed him when he was running for senate, and essentially said, I might well vote for you, even though we disagree on abortion, except I object to your web site's language about "right wing ideologues denying a woman's right to choose. Just because I see it differently doesn't make me a woman-hating right-wing ideologue." Obama observed that the language was boilerplate for Democratic campaigns, but the criticism was well taken, and he had it replaced with more balanced and respectful language. The last time I saw him accused of flip-flopping (by a McCain aide), he had announced he would support a well balanced energy bill which might include some new oil drilling. What he was talking about was a bill that was being hammered out across the aisle so that something could move, rather than total gridlock from everyone demanding "My program and nothing else." At this time, the man is still a United States senator, and responsible to help get some business done in the senate. His first responsibility is not to vote NO on anything that contains some compromise that might be less than 100% pure to what he has advocated in the past. I understood him to mean, OK, if we have to allow some new drilling, to get any bill passed at all, and if the drilling has some responsible limits and safeguards, and some serious promise of increasing domestic oil supply in the short term, that is acceptable as a price for getting some development of new energy sources going, sources that we won't have to drain our hard-earned dollars to the middle east for. I consider that a responsible position, not a flip-flop. Likewise, some left wing ideologues criticized him for talking to T. Boone Pickens about wind development, because Pickens funded the Swift Vote Beterans campaign. Well, Pickens was wrong about that, but he has a good idea on wind power, and has the capital to back it up. So its right to talk to him. That's a little bit of how I see it. I believe the candidates' worst enemies are their campaign staffs. They always want to play it safe for their guy, and nit pick the other guy. Siarlys On Tue, 2 Sep 2008 19:05:52 -0500 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: Siarlys, How do you even know what Obama actually stands for? Are you just taking his word for it, or looking at his voting record? On anything controversial, it seems that he simply votes 'present', rather than actually take a position. IMHO, Obama has one strong characteristic: He is a master politician. That is to say that he is a master of sounding like he will do exactly what everyone wants. Wherever the political wind starts to blow, that is what he supports. Never mind that it is exactly 180 degrees from what he was supporting just last week. http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/07/15/mccain-camp-mocks-obama-for-refin ing-iraq-position-on-web-site/ I know the list has been quiet, but does it *really* need to be a political discussion board? Just a thought, Matthew http://www.schlegelhome.info Use secure email: http://www.getfiregpg.org On Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 18:36, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: Siarlys... here's an interesting article on the Republicans: Mind offering a defense and rebuttle to this? ~Lance On 9/1/08, Lance Kirkman wrote: Is Obama as financially savvy as Clinton? Will the Democrats support such a thing? Will they raise the taxes on Corporations and remove tax credits so we can return to Corporations paying the bulk of taxes instead of the lower and middle class? ~Lance On Mon, Sep 1, 2008 at 9:52 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: What makes you think I am a Republican? My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We have been very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a lack of desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too generous. Always have been, always will be. I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't know how to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, but I fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. Jeanene Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting to see > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up with > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit card all > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican > philosophy after all.) > > Siarlys -- No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... _______________________________________________ GCFL-discuss mailing list GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss ____________________________________________________________ Click here to find a massage therapy school near you. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3l9deqN7TrriPsoHThNdEGEc5fmF4IfGXGiQHZQKcd4gY9WE/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080902/acefa453/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 19:27:09 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 19:27:09 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! Message-ID: <20080903.210701.-411543.0.jsiarlys@juno.com> My dear friend and sparring partner Jeanene, Please forgive me for thinking that you are a Republican. I will never insult you like that again. Not unless you yourself tell me that you are one. The national debt is not your fault. It is not any of our fault individually. It is the product of a whole series of decisions, theories and philosophies, ranging from Keynesian economics, employed by the Roosevelt administration, to what Ross Perot called "voodoo economics," employed by the Reagan administration, and various shades in between by one or another congress or administration. GWB has been the most immature and thoughtless of all. Unfortunately, if the United States of America is EVER going to pay off our national debt, there has to be sufficient TAX revenue to do so. None of us like to pay taxes. All of us can find something in the federal budget we would rather NOT pay for. Unfortunately, we can never all agree on which things we do or do not want to pay for. But taking a tax cut when we have a huge national debt is very much like maxing out a credit card when we just took a pay cut. Maybe we could do something like this: 1) Allow the 2001 tax reductions to expire. 2) Mandate that one half the revenue from a return to 2000 tax brackets be allocated to paying down the national debt. (Why not 100%? Because we do have a lot of infrastructure falling apart, like that bridge that crashed into the river in Minnesota, and we can't defer that, or a new electric power system, forever.) 3) Exempt the first $20,000 of income from tax, period, and $50,000 for families with children under 18 or in college. 4) Everyone below the level affected by the expiring tax reductions, those who didn't get the benefit and won't pay more now, accept a 1% surtax allocated solely to paying off the national debt, and when it is paid off, we all get a 2% tax reduction, permanent, since we won't have all that INTEREST to pay to the Bank of China anymore. There are lots of sensible ways to do it. But something like this would make sense. Siarlys P.S. I also hate personal debt, a trait I inherited from my mother, and I also give money away when I have it, not all of it, I save too, but hey, I don't have any dependents and I make twice the minimum wage. There are single mothers supporting three children on half what I make. My little brother's mother is one of them. On Mon, 1 Sep 2008 21:52:52 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: > What makes you think I am a Republican? > My husband and I have no debt other than our single mortgage. We > have been > very blessed with a good family business (my husband's family) and a > lack of > desire to amass. I have been referred to as the Queen of Over-Doing > > Everything, and it is true with money too: I am guilty of being too > > generous. Always have been, always will be. > I HATE taxes, I hate personal debt AND national debt. But I don't > know how > to make a difference there. I don't think I am part of the problem, > but I > fear being ignorant makes me somehow guilty. > Jeanene > > Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out > "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > (OK, I don't expect this to change your mind. I'm really waiting > to see > > how it grabs Lance. And whether Jeanene will be able to come up > with > > anything in reply, except for "Oh, so what, I max out my credit > card all > > the time, and somehow life goes on." That's the modern Republican > > philosophy after all.) > > > > Siarlys > > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > ____________________________________________________________ Compete with the big boys. Click here to find products to benefit your business. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3m7tDlqaEDRCDqVWSy6r3qoWSlYbF4jHV8rgUDSlUda633ti/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 2 19:40:26 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2008 19:40:26 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] A Week at the Gym Message-ID: <20080903.210701.-411543.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> We interrupt this political debate to comment on a joke!!! I forwarded this to only one person, a dear friend who I think I actually might marry in the somewhat near future. At age 50 or so, we can drift together, its not the breathtaking event it would have been at 22. Actually she caught her breath a couple of years ago when I asked if she would wear a modest ring while she was praying on it. Anyway, before her job situation took a financial downturn, she was signing up for a gym and a personal trainer and all that kind of stuff. Personally, I don't believe in "doing exercise." I ride a bicycle anywhere I can get to on one. I didn't even have a car until a year ago, and I try not to use it if I don't have to even now. I have a job that involved continuous physical work. If I ever have a lawn to mow again, I'm going to find me one of those motorless mowers that you have to push, the only kind I have ever used in my life. It's like the guy who installs steel girders for skyscrapers asked in the satirical article "White Men Can't Drum" ... if these guys think they need more exercise, why don't they get a job where they have to do physical work? So, this is a funny one to send to my friend who sometimes believes in working out. Me, I'd rather she spend an evening riding bikes together. That's why I found her a bicycle on Craig's List. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click for free info on college degrees. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3l8WvVdVStCAZXlb1YVMqh02kuzjug2A3G3dq3PYKVH9hRzG/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Thu Sep 4 12:22:41 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2008 10:22:41 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] A Week at the Gym In-Reply-To: <20080903.210701.-411543.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> References: <20080903.210701.-411543.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809041022n59ebd975k4a9be99ead4f3337@mail.gmail.com> WOO!!! Go Siarlys! Mackin on the ladies.... Grats man. Best wishes on your endeavor there man. ~Lance On 9/2/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > > We interrupt this political debate to comment on a joke!!! > > I forwarded this to only one person, a dear friend who I think I actually > might marry in the somewhat near future. At age 50 or so, we can drift > together, its not the breathtaking event it would have been at 22. > Actually she caught her breath a couple of years ago when I asked if she > would wear a modest ring while she was praying on it. > > Anyway, before her job situation took a financial downturn, she was > signing up for a gym and a personal trainer and all that kind of stuff. > Personally, I don't believe in "doing exercise." I ride a bicycle > anywhere I can get to on one. I didn't even have a car until a year ago, > and I try not to use it if I don't have to even now. I have a job that > involved continuous physical work. If I ever have a lawn to mow again, > I'm going to find me one of those motorless mowers that you have to push, > the only kind I have ever used in my life. It's like the guy who installs > steel girders for skyscrapers asked in the satirical article "White Men > Can't Drum" ... if these guys think they need more exercise, why don't > they get a job where they have to do physical work? > > So, this is a funny one to send to my friend who sometimes believes in > working out. Me, I'd rather she spend an evening riding bikes together. > That's why I found her a bicycle on Craig's List. > > Siarlys -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080904/70f4df40/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 11:15:08 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 09:15:08 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! References: <20080903.210701.-411543.0.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: I *am* a Republican. I just wanted to know why you thought so. :-) Aren't all Arizonans Republican? That's what I overheard last night at dinner out. I worked this year for my County Elections Board and had a blast! Other than voting (and a small part at playing a Barry Goldwater supporter in high school by wearing a little tiny black eyeglasses pin), I have not been involved in elections, but this year I decided to do it in grand fashion. I volunteered to be the Inspector and was placed in a precinct very near my home. I was busy a couple of hours on Monday night and then bright and early Tuesday morning (5AM!) I arrived and my team and I got hustling and had everything ready for voters to arrive at 6am. There was a total of 8 of us: Inspector Republican me), Marshal (has to be opposite my party), Judge of the Opposite Party (also had to be a democrat), Judge of the Same Party (self-explanatory), two Special Situation Clerks, one ID Clerk, and a floating clerk. The two Judges, a mother and daughter team (!) were studiously keeping track of the number of voters we had per hour and then at the end put all of our salaries and the cost of the facility charge (I knew all of that as Inspector) together and divided it by the number of voters who voted in our precinct and figured that it cost our precinct almost $32 per vote! OUCH! They weren't required to keep track of those statistics, they just wanted to do something to pass the time because we were so bored waiting for voters. I was appalled at what it costs to have voting take place. I know from personal experience that the General Election will bring people out in droves and thus the cost per vote will decrease dramatically, but it was nice to get a little experience under less insane circumstances. The day was spent leisurely commanding my portion of the election army. Until, of course, the poll closed. Then things got crazy again! We spent the next hour closing the Accu-Vote machine and the Touch Screen Accu-Vote machines, counting Early Ballots turned in on election day instead of mailed, and had a grand old time trying to figure out what items went into which bags. It was CRAZY! But with a fearless leader like myself, we actually got it all done correctly! Except that when I got out of the car at the Official Receiving Center, I realized I still had the official keys on my arm! I had forgotten all about them. Oops. They accepted them from me and didn't make a fuss. There were so many others there that had mucked up their jobs horribly, that I was smelling sweet in comparison. I was back to the precinct by 9:30 pm. A 16.5 hour workday. And we weren't allowed to leave the polling place for any reason. I look forward to being Inspector for the General Election in November. A surprise for me was the fact that when anything was done that had anything to do with the actual votes (assisting a voter in the secrecy booth, printing and removing result tapes from the different machines, locking and sealing the actual ballots, and transporting the official and un-official items to the receiving station), a Republican and a Democrat had to be present for it and agree. Before now, I had never spent the time to think about how ballot boxes could be stuffed, but I saw a way to do it this week. ALL eight of the poll workers would have to be in it together and sworn to secrecy. There's no way that would happen here since there were opposite parties involved. And why (other than superior intelligence) would that Democrat agree to vote for a Republican? I learned a lot about the official process of voting. And they are paying me for it! I thought it was a volunteer position. I guess I could turn my payment back into reducing the national debt. Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- > My dear friend and sparring partner Jeanene, > > Please forgive me for thinking that you are a Republican. I will never > insult you like that again. Not unless you yourself tell me that you are > one. From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 11:56:10 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:56:10 -0400 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak In-Reply-To: <009e01c63cf7$34774c20$6401a8c0@home> Message-ID: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB8F5@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> does this sound familiar? greenBubble ---------------------------------------------------- Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who wrote it?), I love President Bush. What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? Jeanene ----- Original Message ----- From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" To: "Red" Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me as > pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to either, > or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the > discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody says > anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find > anything good to say about the president, but there are many other > topics. > > GuessWho? _______________________________________________ GCFL-discuss mailing list GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical Solutions and are intended only for the addressee(s). 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If you received this message in error, or have reason to believe you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com Thank you From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 12:02:24 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:02:24 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak In-Reply-To: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB8F5@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> References: <009e01c63cf7$34774c20$6401a8c0@home> <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB8F5@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> Message-ID: <37915b720809051002x2ebad2d7g6df1b7a8dddd32b5@mail.gmail.com> Looks familiar, but I gotta tell you, haven't heard a thing ;) ~Lance On 9/5/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > > > does this sound familiar? > > > greenBubble > ---------------------------------------------------- > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who > wrote it?), > I love President Bush. > What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? > Jeanene > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > To: "Red" > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM > Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me > as > > pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to > either, > > or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the > > discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody > says > > anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find > > anything good to say about the president, but there are many other > > topics. > > > > GuessWho? -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080905/51530a8d/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 12:23:03 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 12:23:03 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! In-Reply-To: References: <20080831.211502.-487727.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> <4886511AC4C24ED9BA7E229A5DA4C89B@Jeanene> <37915b720809012359k14044e4cl6c14acd2c382946d@mail.gmail.com> <37915b720809021636i79946a89s24934a3796b1d149@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: <1ff59ba0809051023m69527b6l85e89b1a18d19a6@mail.gmail.com> I'm not too crazy about all the political discussion on the board, but I'm not going to go so far as to ban it, as long as it remains civil and clean. If you want to change the discussion, it is best to bring up other topics for discussion (Siarlys is a good example of that). Thanks, John Price On Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 7:05 PM, Matthew wrote: > > I know the list has been quiet, but does it *really* need to be a political > discussion board? > > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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It's making asking questions easier and getting a bigger picture easier... Now just to get Siarlys to actually argue both sides so I get an even picture. hehe ~Lance On 9/5/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > > I'm not too crazy about all the political discussion on the board, but I'm > not going to go so far as to ban it, as long as it remains civil and clean. > > If you want to change the discussion, it is best to bring up other topics > for discussion (Siarlys is a good example of that). > > Thanks, > John Price > > On Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 7:05 PM, Matthew wrote: > >> >> I know the list has been quiet, but does it *really* need to be a >> political discussion board? >> >> >> > > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > -- No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080905/133e6571/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 22:10:47 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:10:47 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Trojan Horse Message-ID: <20080905.221128.-440583.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> greenBubble will find this familiar and amusing, whether or not he finds it ethical. I was recently informed that a small crop of challengers in Democratic primaries are actually Republicans, who decided this is the only way to get elected. The leader of the pact is a former state senator who lost a few elections ago. None of them are saying what they really stand for, just saying they will do the right thing, and calling themselves "the Democrat," when they are running in a primary against an incumbent. In Milwaukee, like in New York, Republicans generally don't win general elections. One of the notable tings when we elected an African American woman is that she got the usual 70% that Democrats get in the district. Not a hint of "white backlash" like Harold Washington got in Chicago. In fact, she won a three way primary with 64% in a district where the so-called "black vote" is about 28%. Every African American could have stayed home and she would have had a narrow victory. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click here to lower your monthly payments. Act now and save! http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3oMFMevSZ0fPrRGqR9wzCEBwjF9qhUJtjGA6ESiLBX5IzzQY/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Thu Sep 4 20:34:55 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2008 20:34:55 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Proper Job Placement Message-ID: <20080905.221128.-440583.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Speaking of that last option, put them in Congress, I read somewhere that while most Americans have a very low opinion of Congress, most voters want all the other districts to throw THEIR bum out, while in each district, voting to re-elect their own. Thus, the same people keep getting re-elected, no matter how low our general esteem for the institution. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Give your kids a head start with a great educational toy. Click now. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3nczeAihXUJAmFt5DbsZLAjw5qBPl8TCnnRoFu5y8Q18xjTO/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 22:28:02 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:28:02 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Voting Message-ID: <20080906.194741.-438681.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> If I ever get an election day when I am not scheduled to work, which is more likely if I ever get back to working freelance, I would be happy to do that kind of poll work. Right now I never seem to be available. In Wisconsin, Accu-View machines are not acceptable. We fill out paper ballots and feed them into a machine that does automatic counting. IF there is a question, the paper ballots can be hand counted, and this was done a couple of years ago when the vote totals didn't match the number of voters recorded. Also, when you feed the paper into the machine, you know what your choices were. You can get up to two more ballots if you mess up the first one, but the messed up ones must be destroyed of course. Siarlys P.S. Since Arizona has a Democrat for governor, it seems there must be a significant number of her party in the state, plus a few Republicans who like her for some reason. Did I mention the woman I met with the Obamacan t-shirt? I am not a Democrat, for the record, because its liberals and social workers who inflicted the mentality on too many Americans that inspired them to vote for the likes of Gingrich and Bush. You could call me a Constitutional New Deal Libertarian, but labels don't stick to me very well. I believe that government needs to stay out of individual decisions, and needs to tightly regulate corporations, with extensive legal rights for employees of employers. ____________________________________________________________ It's never too old to date. Senior Dating. Click Here. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3oiHqTAgNUznW8B1SBBW9jD95GLmRlvGtngsZTi59oQooWTa/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 6 19:47:29 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 19:47:29 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Message-ID: <20080906.194741.-438681.6.jsiarlys@juno.com> For someone who doesn't really like a lot of political discussion, John takes it awfully well. I mean, he really thought my idea of getting him to vote for Barack Obama was hilarious. What good clean fun! (I haven't given up yet John, there's two months still to go.) Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Easy-to-use, advanced features, flexible phone systems. Click here for more info. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3ohtZ8WLMOhKtSOnDECyGmUbplaWDLARRCA3SHz7IJRtUnow/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 5 22:37:18 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:37:18 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Prodigous! Message-ID: <20080906.194741.-438681.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> I'll take it as a compliment that you'd understand the other side better if only I could present it. (I did write an article on the Republican Party for the Encyclopedia of the Great Depression and New Deal, which my mother says was well balanced). I'm finding it harder to criticize Obama than Kerry. By the time the election rolled around in 2004, I was alternately wishing I was Kerry's speech-writer, because I could see obvious answers to questions he flubbed royally (questions about himself for Lord's sake), and remembering what the alternative was. Generally when Obama speaks for himself for more than 60 seconds, he does fine in my book. I think he listens to his advisors too much, but every candidate does. At least he does less of it than most. Siarlys On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 11:01:12 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: If I may say, I've enjoyed the discussion. I find in my busy IT career I don't have time to find out info about the different candidates. And if there are peeps on here willing to share both sides and help give a big picture answer. It's making asking questions easier and getting a bigger picture easier... Now just to get Siarlys to actually argue both sides so I get an even picture. hehe ~Lance On 9/5/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: I'm not too crazy about all the political discussion on the board, but I'm not going to go so far as to ban it, as long as it remains civil and clean. If you want to change the discussion, it is best to bring up other topics for discussion (Siarlys is a good example of that). Thanks, John Price On Tue, Sep 2, 2008 at 7:05 PM, Matthew wrote: I know the list has been quiet, but does it *really* need to be a political discussion board? _______________________________________________ GCFL-discuss mailing list GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss -- No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... ____________________________________________________________ Easy-to-use, advanced features, flexible phone systems. Click here for more info. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3ohtZqQNPXqdg30PWRGJlbvano4qBOomadYS6WqqEDTrvOxe/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Jeanene ----- Original Message ----- From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" To: "Red" Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me as > pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to either, > or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the > discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody says > anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find > anything good to say about the president, but there are many other > topics. > > GuessWho? ____________________________________________________________ Click here to find the satellite television package that meets your needs. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mzvztWabEwOaa1ROCdrM4kQMQ5CdjfhqOhmtRC9XDTOxwPy/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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Roll Tide! jp On Sat, Sep 6, 2008 at 7:47 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List < gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote: > For someone who doesn't really like a lot of political discussion, John > takes it awfully well. I mean, he really thought my idea of getting him > to vote for Barack Obama was hilarious. What good clean fun! (I haven't > given up yet John, there's two months still to go.) > > Siarlys > ____________________________________________________________ > Easy-to-use, advanced features, flexible phone systems. Click here for > more info. > > http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3ohtZ8WLMOhKtSOnDECyGmUbplaWDLARRCA3SHz7IJRtUnow/ > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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I sure hope I don't loose any data! - jp On Fri, Sep 5, 2008 at 10:29 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > If John's hard drive crashes, he can get copies from greenBubble. > > Siarlys > > On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:02:24 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies > List" writes: > > Looks familiar, but I gotta tell you, haven't heard a thing ;) > ~Lance > > On 9/5/08, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List < > gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net> wrote: >> >> >> does this sound familiar? >> >> >> greenBubble >> ---------------------------------------------------- >> Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak >> >> Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who >> wrote it?), >> I love President Bush. >> What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? >> Jeanene >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" >> >> To: "Red" >> Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM >> Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak >> >> >> > Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me >> as >> > pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to >> either, >> > or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the >> > discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody >> says >> > anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find >> > anything good to say about the president, but there are many other >> > topics. >> > >> > GuessWho? > > > > > > ____________________________________________________________ > Click here to find the satellite television package that meets your needs. > > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080906/1d2823f4/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 6 21:39:54 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 19:39:54 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak References: <20080906.194741.-438681.3.jsiarlys@juno.com> <1ff59ba0809061802k7eaf99f3v561f46540b484660@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: <7659CFC281954AA483C9DABA367D53F6@Jeanene> Jeanene states "I did NOT write this but who attributed it to me?!?: Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who wrote it?), I love President Bush. What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? Jeanene ----- Original Message ----- From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" To: "Red" Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me as pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to either, or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody says anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find anything good to say about the president, but there are many other topics. GuessWho? -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080906/7cfde080/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 6 21:47:44 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 19:47:44 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak References: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB8F5@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> Message-ID: <1C96F4DC33A6467D83FDC43CE8BEC787@Jeanene> Hey! I stated that SO long ago I had forgotten it! Isn't there a statute of limitations on e-mail? I can't believe I wrote it AND that you remembered that I wrote it, AND that you kept it. Or did you find it in the archives? What was the header? You conveniently left that out. Jeanene Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" To: "Red" Sent: Friday, September 05, 2008 9:56 AM Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > does this sound familiar? > > > greenBubble > ---------------------------------------------------- > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who > wrote it?), > I love President Bush. > What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? > Jeanene > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > To: "Red" > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM > Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > >> Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me > as >> pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to > either, >> or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the >> discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody > says >> anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find >> anything good to say about the president, but there are many other >> topics. >> >> GuessWho? > > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical > Solutions > and are intended only for the addressee(s). > The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged > or > otherwise confidential information. Unauthorized review, forwarding, > printing, > copying, distributing, or using such information is strictly prohibited > and may > be unlawful. If you received this message in error, or have reason to > believe > you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message > and > notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to > Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com > > Thank you > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 6 21:56:03 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 19:56:03 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Voting References: <20080906.194741.-438681.2.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <1F310A7FDBE642F0ACB146B50CBAE11B@Jeanene> This is the same in AZ, except that we also have the touch screen available. Supposedly it was bought for persons with disabilities, but no one uses it. It's a hassle in every way. Not one of our 53 voters used it. All of the votes in our precinct were counted just as you described. Jeanene Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- > In Wisconsin, Accu-View machines are not acceptable. We fill out paper > ballots and feed them into a machine that does automatic counting. IF > there is a question, the paper ballots can be hand counted, and this was > done a couple of years ago when the vote totals didn't match the number > of voters recorded. Also, when you feed the paper into the machine, you > know what your choices were. You can get up to two more ballots if you > mess up the first one, but the messed up ones must be destroyed of > course. From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 6 22:02:20 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2008 20:02:20 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Discussion of a funny Message-ID: <9B186B320FFE4D85A506A11B65096D7C@Jeanene> I got a comic this week from ReverendFun.com and it has a typo! How embarrassing is that? It makes no sense as it is written. It should say LARGE print instead of FINE print. Doh! Jeanene ----- Original Message ----- I don't mind too much myself, but my original purpose for this list was GCFL related discussion. However, I'm OK with how it has morphed so far. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080906/46308674/attachment.htm -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... 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Doh! > Jeanene > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080907/89c5fe2c/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Mon Sep 8 09:34:02 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 10:34:02 -0400 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak In-Reply-To: <1C96F4DC33A6467D83FDC43CE8BEC787@Jeanene> Message-ID: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB8F8@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> Jeanene You wrote this on or about 3/1/06 in response to a request by Siarlys to introduce ourselves. The subject was "Speak". And there is no statute on emails. There is a saying, "Until you utter a word, you are its master. Once it leaves your mouth, it owns you." Seriously, it is important to be careful what you say on the internet or emails, because it never goes away, and can come back to haunt you at the most embarrassing moment. Many a career has been nipped by a careless email or posting. greenBubble Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Hey! I stated that SO long ago I had forgotten it! Isn't there a statute of limitations on e-mail? I can't believe I wrote it AND that you remembered that I wrote it, AND that you kept it. Or did you find it in the archives? What was the header? You conveniently left that out. Jeanene Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle ----- Original Message ----- From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" Sent: Friday, September 05, 2008 9:56 AM Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > does this sound familiar? > > > greenBubble > ---------------------------------------------------- > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone know who > wrote it?), > I love President Bush. > What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? > Jeanene > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM > Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > >> Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes me > as >> pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to > either, >> or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating the >> discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if nobody > says >> anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to find >> anything good to say about the president, but there are many other >> topics. >> >> GuessWho? > > _______________________________________________ > GCFL-discuss mailing list > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---- > This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical > Solutions > and are intended only for the addressee(s). > The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged > or > otherwise confidential information. Unauthorized review, forwarding, > printing, > copying, distributing, or using such information is strictly prohibited > and may > be unlawful. 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If you received this message in error, or have reason to believe you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com Thank you From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Mon Sep 8 20:48:15 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 20:48:15 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Notes and Infirmities Message-ID: <20080908.204826.-150739.3.jsiarlys@juno.com> I am slow in typing right now, since I just had minor surgery in the finger that normally handles a-s-z-x-q-w. All seems to be going well. I haven't bothered to get the prescription for pain meds filled, and I get the bandage off Wed. Meantime, here are a couple of interesting links: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/magazine/07Inequality-t.html?pagewanted =1&em http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/07/opinion/07rich.html?em Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Criminal Lawyers - Click here. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3oGdfvN4iNvNH1j0ieHtZzKgEfYoO9HO5cWfEfF9yPFwzANe/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sun Sep 7 20:44:59 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2008 20:44:59 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Message-ID: <20080908.204826.-150739.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Maybe we need to form a third party. (Remember the conservative Dutch party called "List Pym Fortyn"? The guy who founded it had a big ego and named it after himself. Threw GWB for a loop that this ultra-conservative gay man was prime minister of Holland, then he was assassinated. But that was background to the obvious name for our new alternative, since none of us have such big egos.) : Good Clean Funnies List! VOTE GCFL! Pay off the debt, end wire tapping, income tax applies only over $100,000, make up the difference with a national sales tax that excludes food, clothing, medicine, and rummage sales. "We worship an awesome God in the blue states, and we don't like federal agents digging into our library records in the red states." Oops, there I went quoting Obama again. That's really the line that made him a viable candidate in the first place. Siarlys On Sat, 6 Sep 2008 19:59:50 -0500 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: I don't mind too much myself, but my original purpose for this list was GCFL related discussion. However, I'm OK with how it has morphed so far. By default I try not to get too serious about anything. However, I am WAY too conservative to vote for [G]oBama. Perhaps the [Roll] Tide will change in the future, but for now the GOP gets my vote. I'm not completely pleased with all the GOP has done. The excessive spending is an issue for me, as well as the wire tapping. I feel less government is usually better than more. Roll Tide! jp On Sat, Sep 6, 2008 at 7:47 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: For someone who doesn't really like a lot of political discussion, John takes it awfully well. I mean, he really thought my idea of getting him to vote for Barack Obama was hilarious. What good clean fun! (I haven't given up yet John, there's two months still to go.) Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Easy-to-use, advanced features, flexible phone systems. Click here for more info. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3ohtZ8WLMOhKtSOnDECyGmU bplaWDLARRCA3SHz7IJRtUnow/ _______________________________________________ GCFL-discuss mailing list GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080907/20aeedcd/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Mon Sep 8 20:53:17 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008 20:53:17 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak Message-ID: <20080909.192912.-511049.0.jsiarlys@juno.com> All true, but greenBubble, why would you expect any one to state a matter of pqrinciple differently two years later. Nobody can accuse either me or Jeanene of flip-flopping. Siarlys On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 10:34:02 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: > > Jeanene > You wrote this on or about 3/1/06 in response to a request by > Siarlys to > introduce ourselves. > The subject was "Speak". > And there is no statute on emails. > > There is a saying, "Until you utter a word, you are its master. > Once it > leaves your mouth, it owns you." > > Seriously, it is important to be careful what you say on the > internet or > emails, because it never goes away, and can come back to haunt you > at > the most embarrassing moment. > > Many a career has been nipped by a careless email or posting. > > > greenBubble > > > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > Hey! I stated that SO long ago I had forgotten it! Isn't there a > statute > of limitations on e-mail? > I can't believe I wrote it AND that you remembered that I wrote it, > AND > that > you kept it. Or did you find it in the archives? What was the > header? > You > conveniently left that out. > Jeanene > > Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out > "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > Sent: Friday, September 05, 2008 9:56 AM > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > > > does this sound familiar? > > > > > > greenBubble > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone > know > who > > wrote it?), > > I love President Bush. > > What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? > > Jeanene > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > > > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM > > Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > > >> Frank, say something, please. Anything. I don't care if it strikes > me > > as > >> pearls of wisdom or utter abomination. I know how to respond to > > either, > >> or both. If I say one more thing, you would say I was dominating > the > >> discussion. But what is the point of a discussion group, if > nobody > > says > >> anything? OK, it is difficult for the most loyal Republican to > find > >> anything good to say about the president, but there are many > other > >> topics. > >> > >> GuessWho? > > > > _______________________________________________ > > GCFL-discuss mailing list > > GCFL-discuss at gcfl.net > > http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > ---- > > This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical > > > Solutions > > and are intended only for the addressee(s). > > The information contained herein may include trade secrets or > privileged > > or > > otherwise confidential information. 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Click now! http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mPT3xghZXS61zFL6lj9X8kUBBcqFenUdvh8SpZdf2PnN84k/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Wed Sep 10 09:12:30 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:12:30 -0400 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak In-Reply-To: <20080909.192912.-511049.0.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB90E@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> I wasn't accusing anyone of anything. I was simply answering Jeanene's questions. She asked if there was a statute of limitations on emails and I answered that there isn't. greenBubble Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak All true, but greenBubble, why would you expect any one to state a matter of pqrinciple differently two years later. Nobody can accuse either me or Jeanene of flip-flopping. Siarlys On Mon, 8 Sep 2008 10:34:02 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: > > Jeanene > You wrote this on or about 3/1/06 in response to a request by > Siarlys to > introduce ourselves. > The subject was "Speak". > And there is no statute on emails. > > There is a saying, "Until you utter a word, you are its master. > Once it > leaves your mouth, it owns you." > > Seriously, it is important to be careful what you say on the > internet or > emails, because it never goes away, and can come back to haunt you > at > the most embarrassing moment. > > Many a career has been nipped by a careless email or posting. > > > greenBubble > > > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > Hey! I stated that SO long ago I had forgotten it! Isn't there a > statute > of limitations on e-mail? > I can't believe I wrote it AND that you remembered that I wrote it, > AND > that > you kept it. Or did you find it in the archives? What was the > header? > You > conveniently left that out. > Jeanene > > Every once in a while, it's a good idea to call out > "Computer, end program," just to check. - D. Noelle > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > Sent: Friday, September 05, 2008 9:56 AM > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > > > does this sound familiar? > > > > > > greenBubble > > ---------------------------------------------------- > > > Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > Siarlys (who else could write an anonymous e-mail and everyone > know > who > > wrote it?), > > I love President Bush. > > What makes you think I am a most loyal Republican? > > Jeanene > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" > > > > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:09 PM > > Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Speak > > > > > >> Frank, say something, please. Anything. 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If you received this message in error, or have reason to believe you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com Thank you From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Wed Sep 10 21:16:31 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:16:31 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ Message-ID: <20080911.204942.-508429.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> ----- Forwarded Message ----- All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama. That?s FUNNY .. ____________________________________________________________ Click here to find the perfect picture with our powerful photo search features. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mDcGytY8gDd5vLbfROmAMGV7oDrmBI3CKwWb5Ilf5WxSwSw/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080910/bd4d3836/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 11:16:19 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:16:19 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ In-Reply-To: <20080911.204942.-508429.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> References: <20080911.204942.-508429.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809120916n3f8d031fo54d5bc5473a62b97@mail.gmail.com> I thought so... Gordon Smith clearly liked this joke, I just saw an add this morning. Looks like someone walked up on his opponent (who was at some kind of picnic stuffing his face) and asked him his thoughts on Georgia, the guy replied, "What's happening in Georgia?" It honestly looks like someone blindsided him and is taking full advantage of that fact, but I thought it funny we'd make fun of the South and here in OR a Senator was caught doing the same thing. ~Lance On Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 7:16 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > > ----- Forwarded Message ----- > > *All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of > yesterday. ** > > A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while > Russia may have invaded **Georgia**, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to * > *Alabama**.* > > > > > That's FUNNY????????.. > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080912/3a0e9473/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 11:25:05 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:25:05 -0400 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ In-Reply-To: <37915b720809120916n3f8d031fo54d5bc5473a62b97@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93B@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> What's going on here? a. who sent the first email, confusing Georgia with Georgia, and wrote "that's funny"? b. Lance, what do you mean "I thought so"? and who is Gordon Smith? greenBubble ________________________________ Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ I thought so... Gordon Smith clearly liked this joke, I just saw an add this morning. Looks like someone walked up on his opponent (who was at some kind of picnic stuffing his face) and asked him his thoughts on Georgia, the guy replied, "What's happening in Georgia?" It honestly looks like someone blindsided him and is taking full advantage of that fact, but I thought it funny we'd make fun of the South and here in OR a Senator was caught doing the same thing. ~Lance On Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 7:16 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: ----- Forwarded Message ----- All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to Alabama. That's FUNNY.......................... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical Solutions and are intended only for the addressee(s). The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged or otherwise confidential information. Unauthorized review, forwarding, printing, copying, distributing, or using such information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you received this message in error, or have reason to believe you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com Thank you From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 11:31:33 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:31:33 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ In-Reply-To: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93B@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> References: <37915b720809120916n3f8d031fo54d5bc5473a62b97@mail.gmail.com> <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93B@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> Message-ID: <37915b720809120931p56b14666k71cd2b6dd7786c70@mail.gmail.com> "I Thought So" I was agreeing to thinking it was funny. Gordon Smith is one of Oregon's Senators who's been in for MANY years. Running for re-election and he's got Jeff Merkley running against him and I found it funny that they were able to catch Merkley off guard and asked him about Georgia and the guy was so not "in character" that he immediately thought the states, not the country... Gordon Smith is using that as an attack that Merkley has no foreign knowledge ~Lance On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:25 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > > What's going on here? > a. who sent the first email, confusing Georgia with Georgia, and wrote > "that's funny"? > b. Lance, what do you mean "I thought so"? and who is Gordon Smith? > > greenBubble -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080912/7d18515d/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 11:51:17 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:51:17 -0400 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ In-Reply-To: <37915b720809120931p56b14666k71cd2b6dd7786c70@mail.gmail.com> Message-ID: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93E@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> so the original email was an ad from merkley's campaign? do you know who sent it? greenBubble Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ "I Thought So" I was agreeing to thinking it was funny. Gordon Smith is one of Oregon's Senators who's been in for MANY years. Running for re-election and he's got Jeff Merkley running against him and I found it funny that they were able to catch Merkley off guard and asked him about Georgia and the guy was so not "in character" that he immediately thought the states, not the country... Gordon Smith is using that as an attack that Merkley has no foreign knowledge ~Lance On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:25 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: What's going on here? a. who sent the first email, confusing Georgia with Georgia, and wrote "that's funny"? b. Lance, what do you mean "I thought so"? and who is Gordon Smith? greenBubble ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical Solutions and are intended only for the addressee(s). The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged or otherwise confidential information. Unauthorized review, forwarding, printing, copying, distributing, or using such information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you received this message in error, or have reason to believe you are not authorized to receive it, please promptly delete this message and notify the sender by e-mail with a copy to Central.SecurityOffice at siemens.com Thank you -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080912/9013c036/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 12:59:29 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:59:29 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ In-Reply-To: <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93E@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> References: <37915b720809120931p56b14666k71cd2b6dd7786c70@mail.gmail.com> <731D5439887C914F8A59C280ACCDD76402CFB93E@USMLVV1EXCTV04.ww005.siemens.net> Message-ID: <37915b720809121059n6765e874n14b903a238819e21@mail.gmail.com> No, original was from a joke sent out... I don't know if it originally came from GCFL or where I saw it, but I've seen this joke passed around and was commenting on it since someone posted it. ~Lance On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:51 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > so the original email was an ad from merkley's campaign? > do you know who sent it? > > > greenBubble > > > > > *Subject:* Re: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ > > "I Thought So" I was agreeing to thinking it was funny. > > Gordon Smith is one of Oregon's Senators who's been in for MANY years. > Running for re-election and he's got Jeff Merkley running against him and I > found it funny that they were able to catch Merkley off guard and asked him > about Georgia and the guy was so not "in character" that he immediately > thought the states, not the country... Gordon Smith is using that as an > attack that Merkley has no foreign knowledge > > ~Lance > On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:25 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List > wrote: > >> >> What's going on here? >> a. who sent the first email, confusing Georgia with Georgia, and wrote >> "that's funny"? >> b. Lance, what do you mean "I thought so"? and who is Gordon Smith? >> >> greenBubble > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical > Solutions > and are intended only for the addressee(s). > The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged or > > otherwise confidential information. Unauthorized review, forwarding, > printing, > copying, distributing, or using such information is strictly prohibited and > may > be unlawful. 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Message-ID: <20080912.190615.-401559.0.jsiarlys@juno.com> Oops, I see that I forgot to sign that one. It sort of speaks for itself though. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click to become a master chef, own a restaurant and make millions. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3m4pCc12H3QVaM3CfmCmMq2uMKau45zK6E1cfmmhcSyiXH56/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 12 19:48:47 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:48:47 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] [GCFL.net] Biblical Headlines Message-ID: <20080913.193458.-414135.1.jsiarlys@juno.com> Well folks, the problem I have with the liberal media is that they roll over and play dead for this kind of garbage. Like when I made a disparaging remark about Ronald Reagan after he died, and a friend of mine deeply devoted to the man said "Gosh, even the liberal media are saying nice things about him." Yeah, I responded, that's why I'm not a liberal. The media aren't liberal. They're just consumed by fads, like most of American culture. There are many ways to put Bible stories in modern contexts. When I'm in West Virginia I attend River of Life Church of God, so I can do this as well as anyone. Siarlys So, here is my rewrite: and other observations On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:00:03 -0500 (CDT) "The Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: > Biblical Headlines > > If Biblical Headlines were written by today's liberal > media... > > On Red Sea crossing: > WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Since when do "the liberal media" come out > Pursuing Environmentalists Killed against a labor strike while defending wetlands anyway? CULT LEADER DROWNS PURSUING SEX SLAVES Escaping dissidents find refuge in wetlands > > On David vs. Goliath: > HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION > Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock IMPERIALIST WAR MONGER DESTROYED Low Tech Guerilla Weapons Triumph > > On Elijah on Mt. Carmel: > FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY > 400 Killed 400 MEGA CHURCH ASSISTANT PASTORS EXPOSED AS FAKERS "Yes We Can" Triumphant Prophet Exhorts Crowd > > On the birth of Christ: I'll leave this one as is. > HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS Stick it to PETA -- where's the > Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple liberal? > On feeding the 5,000: > PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH > Disciples Mystified Over Behavior ITINERANT PREACHER ARRESTED BY HEALTH INSPECTORS I've had personal experience Probe food distribution to hungry without permit that came darn close. > On healing the 10 lepers: > LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED > "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy BAREFOOT DOCTOR HEALS CHRONIC INFECTION HMO seeks cease and desist order > > On healing of the Gadarene demoniac: I'll leave this one alone too. Liberal? It sounds > MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE like something from the Chamber of Commerc > Local Farmer's Investment Lost Commerce. > > On raising Lazarus from the dead: > FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK > Will Reading to be Delayed PATIENT PRONOUNCED DEAD FOUND TO BE STILL LIVING Family explores suit against physician who signed death warrant. > > Received from Andy Maslin. > > -- > Rate this funny at > http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20080912 > > Brought to you by GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List > A cheerful heart is good medicine... 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Message-ID: <20080913.193458.-414135.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> By the time THIS gets posted, you will all have seen a belated note from me that I sent it in in the first place. I guess John posted it without signature because it struck a chord. Siarlys On Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:59:29 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: No, original was from a joke sent out... I don't know if it originally came from GCFL or where I saw it, but I've seen this joke passed around and was commenting on it since someone posted it. ~Lance On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:51 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: so the original email was an ad from merkley's campaign? do you know who sent it? greenBubble Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: FW: YA BUDDY........................ "I Thought So" I was agreeing to thinking it was funny. Gordon Smith is one of Oregon's Senators who's been in for MANY years. Running for re-election and he's got Jeff Merkley running against him and I found it funny that they were able to catch Merkley off guard and asked him about Georgia and the guy was so not "in character" that he immediately thought the states, not the country... Gordon Smith is using that as an attack that Merkley has no foreign knowledge ~Lance On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 9:25 AM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: What's going on here? a. who sent the first email, confusing Georgia with Georgia, and wrote "that's funny"? b. Lance, what do you mean "I thought so"? and who is Gordon Smith? greenBubble ------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- This message and any included attachments are from Siemens Medical Solutions and are intended only for the addressee(s). The information contained herein may include trade secrets or privileged or otherwise confidential information. 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Its strictly for big boys who hire lobbyists to paint pictures of the little guys to give congressmen something to tell the voters back home. There is a congressman on the western side of Wisconsin who has been trying to reform these farm bills, and he gets shot down by a congressman from the western side of Minnesota. Both Democrats, both know which side their bread is buttered on. Ron Kind, the one from Wisconsin, is one of two members of congress who belong to the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod. The other one is a Republican from Ohio. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click here to find the perfect picture with our powerful photo search features. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mDcG17B63uo6ta1iqNUI7gknxjMvshzfzGJt2QRh1cNMRUA/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Tue Sep 16 22:16:31 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:16:31 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: Re: Three Cheers for Arizona! Message-ID: <20080917.104104.-170239.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> OK, its my turn to pull something out of the past that Jeanene said: Wait until I copy the wording of the proposition on the ballot to you! If I hadn't already known how I was going to vote, I would never have been able to figure out the proposition! It was the dumbest thing. Our democrat governor is really good. I don't think many republicans voted against her! Jeanene No, I have not kept archives. I was getting all my files transferred from one slightly worn out Toshiba Tecra 550CDT to another, faster-moving, Toshiba Tecra 550 CDT. (At this point only Lance will really be paying attention). My Juno files were so huge I couldn't move them, so I had to archive and purge, and ran across this. Sounded like a flash from the past to share with everyone. I've got my SENT files and RECEIVED files down from 186 MB to about 88 MB. The new machine is moving faster, I left behind a lot of useless stuff, and I have half of my 4 GB hard drive empty. (When I got this machine, in 2002, people who had machines four times as good were asking when they could get something up to date. But the files I back up regularly are only 400 MB). ALL THAT, JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT JEANENE LOVES ARIZONA'S DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Online Banking - Click Here! http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mHm0lOkkGvTXS0g5bWRNfQnOnufKnQQkWUdArHimFf97F7W/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080916/87ed248f/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Wed Sep 17 19:27:53 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:27:53 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: Re: Three Cheers for Arizona! In-Reply-To: <20080917.104104.-170239.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> References: <20080917.104104.-170239.4.jsiarlys@juno.com> Message-ID: <37915b720809171727y5187bbdbp556217f56c6183af@mail.gmail.com> Ok, I'll bite... What are the specs of your Laptop Siarlys? ~Lance On Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 8:16 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: > OK, its my turn to pull something out of the past that Jeanene said: > > Wait until I copy the wording of the proposition on the ballot to you! If > I > hadn't already known how I was going to vote, I would never have been able > to figure out the proposition! It was the dumbest thing. > Our democrat governor is really good. I don't think many republicans > voted > against her! > Jeanene > > No, I have not kept archives. I was getting all my files transferred from > one slightly worn out Toshiba Tecra 550CDT to another, faster-moving, > Toshiba Tecra 550 CDT. (At this point only Lance will really be paying > attention). My Juno files were so huge I couldn't move them, so I had to > archive and purge, and ran across this. Sounded like a flash from the past > to share with everyone. > > I've got my SENT files and RECEIVED files down from 186 MB to about 88 MB. > The new machine is moving faster, I left behind a lot of useless stuff, and > I have half of my 4 GB hard drive empty. (When I got this machine, in 2002, > people who had machines four times as good were asking when they could get > something up to date. But the files I back up regularly are only 400 MB). > > ALL THAT, JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT JEANENE LOVES ARIZONA'S DEMOCRATIC > GOVERNOR. > > Siarlys > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080917/a5c24432/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Fri Sep 19 10:36:54 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:36:54 -0700 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Presidential plans on Taxes Message-ID: <37915b720809190836o6c25b810sd6ba5f2879b17bfb@mail.gmail.com> I was talking to my parents this weekend and asked them whom they were leading towards. Mom is scared of Obama because of all the taxes he's planning. She's scared he's going to strip all of the retirement my dad and her have built up for the last 35 years. Dad likes Obama because he wants to see change I'm not too sure I'm so keen on having less taxes and even more affraid of giving big companies more tax breaks. 50+ years ago Big companies were paying 60% of the taxes now middle/low classes pay something like 70% of taxes and that scares me. But at the same time I don't want taxes invading my parents retirement stashes. They've worked hard to earn that money and for some guy to come walking in talking about taking 40% off the top of retirement funds in the name of new taxes doesn't make sense to me at all. That's double taxation isn't it? Siarlys, Please shed light on both sides of both campaigns on this subject, please. ~Lance -- No animals were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a few million electrons were extremely inconvenienced... -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: http://gcfl.net/pipermail/gcfl-discuss/attachments/20080919/6211317b/attachment.htm From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 20 00:45:35 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:45:35 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Presidential plans on Taxes Message-ID: <20080920.004545.-251295.10.jsiarlys@juno.com> Lance, I can be such an idiot sometimes. When I read your question, I typed a long, rambling reply including everything I thought I knew about the subject. Before sending it, I flipped over to the late-model computer that I use for internet and high-memory files like photos. I quickly learned that there is a well-identified fraud circulating, which your mother apparently got a copy of, or was told about. It has been thoroughly debunked by FactChecker, which openly states that it is so lacking in any factual basis that the email must be a deliberate lie. Check this link: http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/would_obama_tax_my_profits_if_i.htm l If it doesn't open, let me know, I'll look it up again. Siarlys P.S. in case its of any interest, here is the rest of what I put together: To keep this honest, please remember that I am partisan, that is, I've made up my mind who to vote for, and, I am not an economist. Having disclosed that, I will try to stick to facts or common sense observations. One thing we all have to watch out for is that both campaigns are going to reduce everything they say, almost, to trite slogans that don't provide much information. Why do they do that? Because experience shows that it wins elections. You've talked about the sheeple before, and it is nowhere more true than the last weeks of an election. Much as I don't trust John McCain, I know that the reason he is running such a sleazy campaign this year is, his "Straight Talk Express" LOST in 2000. OK, taxes and retirement. Obama has said that he will not raise taxes on incomes under $250,000. I think that number has varied a bit over the past ten months, but that is what he and Biden have both said on TV lately. Frankly, I wouldn't object if he went down to $100,000, but he hasn't. So all of us can breathe easy on that. The argument offered, by lobbyists for big corporations, why your parents should oppose higher taxes on corporations goes... your parents' retirement funds are in a variety of stocks and bonds, so if corporations pay more, your parents will get less. That stretches the truth so far, I could almost call it a lie. My parents, by the way, are in a similar situation, and my mother was just talking to me about it during a two-day visit this week. Say Sam Smith retired with $300,000 in his retirement fund, whether it is a 401(k) or a union pension plan or an employer-controlled pension plan or his own brokerage account and some CD's in the bank. In the years left to him, Sam will need to spend that $300,000. Every year, he will sell off SOME of the stock in order to regain the money. Two things can hurt him: 1) the value of the stock goes down, 2) the stock pays less dividends, so less new money is coming in, and therefore his fund goes down a little faster than he planned for. Of course part of the idea of investing in stocks is so they will go UP, so $10,000 a year set aside over 30 years might, with luck, be worth $500,000 when Sam turns 65. But that is not guaranteed. You are right that corporate income tax used to be a much higher percentage than it is now. That took some tax burden off of middle income working families. About 90% of the benefit of the GWB tax cuts went to the wealthiest 5-10% of taxpayers, but we all got a LITTLE of the benefits. Then, to cover for the fact that he was still spending money, GWB borrowed, heavily, mostly from Asian banks, including China. Sooner or later, that debt has to be paid back, and some combination of tax payers is on the line to pay it. If corporate income taxes go up, it is POSSIBLE that it would lower, somewhat, the size of the dividends that would come in from any stocks in your parents retirement funds. But a whole lot of corporate net income doesn't even go into dividends. It can be "retained earnings," which can be used for whatever the managers and directors and MAJOR shareholders want to spend it on. Generally, "retained earnings" is what gets hit, not the dividends paid out. They have to pay dividents to keep stock price up. The real risk to your parent's retirement fund is that the value of the stock will go down. That has little or nothing to do with corporate income tax. If you look at the unstable financial markets, stock prices ARE going down, because investors are running from the American market, because investment banks are failing. Why? Because the same mentality that cut corporate income taxes also "deregulated" financial markets. You know why AIG failed? It sold "insurance" on the VALUE of investments -- like, if your investment loses value, they would make it good! For obvious reasons, they went broke on that. Too many securities backed by bad mortgages are losing value. There oughta be a law, literally, against selling such insurance. With AIG going broke, it means a lot of "insured" investments lose value, because the insurance is no good... and everyone pulls out. The value of your parents' stock, not their CD's or savings, but any stock they hold, is only as high as the price people are willing to pay for it when the stock exchange closes for the day. Its not a magic number. More people want it, the price goes up. More people want to sell it than there are buyers, the price goes down. The value of stock your parents may have been holding onto for years depends on what those who want to buy or sell today are offering and accepting. Of course, even if it goes down this month, it could go back up before they need the money. As far as I can see, McCain has supported all the deregulation that allowed big financial companies to have a big party for the last ten years, and now they are crashing, they want the taxpayers to pay the bill. That is the real threat to your parents' retirement, and my parents' retirement. There are two reasons someone is going to have to pay more taxes: 1) GWB ran up a HUGE national debt. Right now, you could say we are mortgaged to the Bank of China. That's scary. The INTEREST is costing us more than the war in Iraq! The truth is, Democrats are the party of pay-as-you-go, and Republicans are the party of spend the "surplus," and borrow to pay for what we need. I would rather see those who made all the money at the Wall Street party pay the bigger share of the tab to pay down the debt. McCain IS railing against "Wall Street greed" now, but be careful. He is blaming greedy INDIVIDUALS. He is a prime author of a deregulated SYSTEM that made greed into a sound business practice. He is talking about keeping all the "Bush tax cuts," but he is saying nothing about reducing borrowing, or which spending he would cut. 2) There are some things we really need our government to do. Our national infrastructure is falling apart. New sources of energy need some kick-starting and regulatory support, which incidentally will create a lot of jobs which cannot be exported overseas. Again, I'm voting to keep the tax burden in the upper brackets, where its reducing spending on luxury, not cutting into necessities. Nobody ever walked away from $1 million because they might only get to keep $578,985 of it. Nobody is proposing to tax anybody's retirement or pensions. I expect Obama will look out for working families (and retirees) better than McCain. Whoever wins, they are going to be facing a nightmare situation, requiring incredible work and cool judgment. Right now it is already a mess. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click to become a master chef, own a restaurant and make millions. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3m4pDJO4WqX9gsUZJrXkkfYyU52CuMxVrGItXjq8FFMrIGUs/ From gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net Sat Sep 20 00:39:02 2008 From: gcfl-discuss at gcfl.net (Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List) Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2008 00:39:02 -0500 Subject: [GCFL-discuss] Fw: Re: Three Cheers for Arizona! Message-ID: <20080920.004545.-251295.8.jsiarlys@juno.com> It has a 4GB hard drive, I think its 96MB of RAM, runs on Windows 98. I looked around until I found a site that would let me download Acrobat Reader 5.1, because anything later probably would freeze up the system. I use Mozilla 2.1 occasionally, although I mostly surf the web on my newer Satellite Pro with 1 GB RAM and 80 GB hard drive. For text email I use Juno 5.0. I use MS Word 2000 (or maybe earlier) and very occasionally Excel (to keep track of my gas mileage). This laptop was old in 2002, in fact, I got it free because it was formally classified on inventory as garbage. It has one USB port, and also still has a 25-pin parallel port, which can talk to the printers I pick up for a song as rummage sales (HP DeskJet 822C and 822C, LaserJet 5L). And it still has a working 3.5" floppy drive. I connect it to a BackPack CD when I really need it. Siarlys On Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:27:53 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" writes: Ok, I'll bite... What are the specs of your Laptop Siarlys? ~Lance On Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 8:16 PM, Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List wrote: OK, its my turn to pull something out of the past that Jeanene said: Wait until I copy the wording of the proposition on the ballot to you! If I hadn't already known how I was going to vote, I would never have been able to figure out the proposition! It was the dumbest thing. Our democrat governor is really good. I don't think many republicans voted against her! Jeanene No, I have not kept archives. I was getting all my files transferred from one slightly worn out Toshiba Tecra 550CDT to another, faster-moving, Toshiba Tecra 550 CDT. (At this point only Lance will really be paying attention). My Juno files were so huge I couldn't move them, so I had to archive and purge, and ran across this. Sounded like a flash from the past to share with everyone. I've got my SENT files and RECEIVED files down from 186 MB to about 88 MB. The new machine is moving faster, I left behind a lot of useless stuff, and I have half of my 4 GB hard drive empty. (When I got this machine, in 2002, people who had machines four times as good were asking when they could get something up to date. But the files I back up regularly are only 400 MB). ALL THAT, JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT JEANENE LOVES ARIZONA'S DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR. Siarlys ____________________________________________________________ Click here to find the satellite television package that meets your needs. http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL2141/fc/Ioyw6i3mzvz2woO39a7DdoKC0I5lh7L7RiH9BZRSCdR6LYzgJJ7HbO/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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