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<DIV>food for thought.</DIV>
<DIV>here's another one. </DIV>
<DIV>If a turtle loses his shell is he considered naked or homeless? </DIV>
<DIV>Or why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?</DIV>
<DIV>Isn't it scary that a doctors work is called practice? </DIV>
<DIV>If little birdys bump they're heads what do they see? </DIV>
<DIV> If sheep can't fall asleep what do they count? </DIV>
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<DIV>1. How important does a person have to be before they are
considered<BR>assassinated instead of<BR>just murdered?<BR>2. If money
doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?<BR>3. Since bread
is square, then why is sandwich meat round?<BR>4. Why do you have to "put
your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for<BR>your thoughts?"
Where's<BR>that extra penny going?<BR>5. Once you're in heaven, do you get
stuck wearing the clothes you were<BR>buried in for eternity?<BR>6. Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?<BR>7. What did cured ham actually
have?<BR>8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be<BR>a good idea to put wheels on luggage?<BR>9. Why is it that
people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up<BR>like every two hours
and cry?<BR>10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?<BR>11. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
you?<BR>12. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?<BR>13. Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in<BR>binoculars to look at things on
the ground?<BR>14. How come we choose from just two people for President and
fifty for Miss<BR>America?<BR>15. Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you<BR>naked anyway.<BR>16. If a 911 operator has a
heart attack, whom does she/he call?<BR>17. I signed up for an exercise class
and was told to wear loose-fitting<BR>clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting
clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in<BR>the first place!<BR>18. When I was
young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky<BR>dunk."<BR>19.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply<BR>press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?<BR>20. Stress is when you wake up
screaming and then you realize you haven't<BR>fallen asleep yet.<BR>21. My
husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what
he<BR>said.<BR>22. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but
they can<BR>in prison?<BR>23. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
would have started<BR>with something called labor!<BR>24. Brain cells come and
brain cells go, but fat cells live
forever.<BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> </DIV></BODY></HTML>