<HTML><FONT FACE=arial,helvetica><HTML><FONT SIZE=2 PTSIZE=10 FAMILY="SANSSERIF" FACE="Arial" LANG="0"><B><I>LOL!! (anybody out here today? It is awfully quiet - I miss the chatter. Later folks!!)</B></I><BR>
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The man of the house stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said:<BR>
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"From now on, I want you to know that I AM the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm<BR>
finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"<BR>
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His wife said, "The funeral director."<BR>
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</BLOCKQUOTE>God bless you abundantly today and always!<BR>
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"Rev. Ev"<BR>
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