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<DIV><EM> This was kinda funny,</EM></DIV>
<DIV> Jeff</DIV>
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<DIV><STRONG>FORWARD:</STRONG></DIV>
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<DIV>To all my friends, THANKS to YOU for sending ME CHAIN LETTERS in 2003:
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<DIV>* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
<BR>removing toilet stains. <BR> <BR>* I stopped going to the movies
for fear of sitting on a needle infected <BR>with AIDS. <BR> <BR>* I
smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
<BR>cancer. <BR><BR>* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other
place and sometimes <BR>I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
<BR>will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. <BR> <BR>* I
also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a <BR>stupid
number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls <BR>to Uganda, Singapore
and Tokyo. <BR> <BR> <BR>* I stopped consuming several foods for
fear that the estrogens they <BR>contain may turn me gay. <BR> <BR>* I
also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing <BR>other
than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that <BR>are bred in a lab
so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. <BR> <BR>* I
also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get <BR>sick
from the rat feces and urine. <BR> <BR>* I think I'm turning gay
because when I go to parties, I don't look at <BR>any girl no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take my kidneys <BR>and leave me taking a nap in a
bathtub full of ice. <BR> <BR>* I also donated all my savings to the
Amy Bruce account. A sick girl <BR>that was about to die in the hospital about
7,000 times. Funny that girl, <BR>she's been 7 since
1993... <BR> <BR>* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 <BR>that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I
<BR>participated in their special e-mail program. <BR> <BR>* My
Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid <BR>vacation
to Disneyland. (and don't forget APPLEBEES) <BR> <BR>* But I am
positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I <BR>broke or
forgot to follow and I got a curse from
hell. <BR> <BR><STRONG>IMPORTANT NOTE: <BR>If you send this
e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next <BR>10 seconds, a bird will crap on
you today at 7pm.</STRONG></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>