
<html><div style='background-color:'><DIV class=RTE>I hope this is not one of us!</DIV>

<DIV class=RTE>Frank</DIV>

<DIV class=RTE>&nbsp;</DIV>

<DIV class=RTE>&nbsp;An&nbsp;honest&nbsp;man&nbsp;is&nbsp;being&nbsp;tailgated&nbsp;by&nbsp;a&nbsp;stressed-out&nbsp;woman&nbsp;on&nbsp;a &nbsp;busy<BR>boulevard.&nbsp;Suddenly,&nbsp;the&nbsp;light&nbsp;turns&nbsp;yellow&nbsp;just&nbsp;in&nbsp;front&nbsp;of<BR>&nbsp;him.&nbsp;He&nbsp;does&nbsp;the&nbsp;honest&nbsp;thing&nbsp;and&nbsp;stops&nbsp;at&nbsp;the&nbsp;crosswalk,&nbsp;even&nbsp;though<BR>&nbsp;he&nbsp;could&nbsp;have&nbsp;beaten&nbsp;the&nbsp;red&nbsp;light&nbsp;by&nbsp;accelerating&nbsp;through&nbsp;the<BR>&nbsp;intersection.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt;&nbsp;The&nbsp;tailgating&nbsp;woman&nbsp;hits&nbsp;the&nbsp;roof&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;horn,&nbsp;reaming&nbsp;in&nbsp;frustration&nbsp;as<BR>she&nbsp;misses&nbsp;her&nbsp;chance&nbsp;to&nbsp;get&nbsp;through&nbsp;the&nbsp;intersection&nbsp;with&nbsp;him.&nbsp;As&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;still&nbsp;in&nbsp;mid-rant,&nbsp;she&nbsp;hears&nbsp;a&nbsp;tap&nbsp;on&nbsp;her&nbsp;window&nbsp;and&nbsp;looks&nbsp;up&nbsp;into&nbsp;the&nbsp;face&nbsp;of&nbsp;a&nbsp;very&nbsp;serious&nbsp;police&nbsp;officer.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt;&nbsp;The&nbsp;officer&nbsp;orders&nbsp;her&nbsp;to&nbsp;exit&nbsp;her&nbsp;car&nbsp;with&nbsp;her&nbsp;hands&nbsp;up.&nbsp;He&nbsp;takes&nbsp;her&nbsp;to<BR>the&nbsp;police&nbsp;station&nbsp;where&nbsp;she&nbsp;is&nbsp;searched,&nbsp;fingerprinted,&nbsp;photographed,&nbsp;and&nbsp;placed&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;cell.<BR>&nbsp;After&nbsp;a&nbsp;couple&nbsp;of&nbsp;hours,&nbsp;a&nbsp;policeman&nbsp;approaches&nbsp;the&nbsp;cell&nbsp;and&nbsp;opens&nbsp;the<BR>&nbsp;door.&nbsp;She&nbsp;is&nbsp;escorted&nbsp;back&nbsp;to&nbsp;the&nbsp;booking&nbsp;desk&nbsp;where&nbsp;the&nbsp;arresting&nbsp;officer&nbsp;is&nbsp;waiting&nbsp;with&nbsp;her&nbsp;personal&nbsp;effects.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt;&nbsp;He&nbsp;says,&nbsp;"I'm&nbsp;very&nbsp;sorry&nbsp;for&nbsp;this&nbsp;mistake. &nbsp;You&nbsp;see,&nbsp;I&nbsp;pulled&nbsp;up&nbsp;behind<BR>your&nbsp;car&nbsp;while&nbsp;you&nbsp;were&nbsp;blowing&nbsp;your&nbsp;horn,&nbsp;flipping&nbsp;the&nbsp;guy&nbsp;off&nbsp;in&nbsp;front&nbsp;of&nbsp;you,&nbsp;and&nbsp;cussing&nbsp;a&nbsp;blue&nbsp;streak&nbsp;at&nbsp;him.&nbsp;

<DIV>"&nbsp;I&nbsp;noticed&nbsp;the&nbsp;"Choose&nbsp;Life"&nbsp;license&nbsp;plate&nbsp;holder,&nbsp;the&nbsp;"What&nbsp;Would&nbsp;Jesus&nbsp;Do"&nbsp;bumper&nbsp;sticker,&nbsp;</DIV>

<DIV>the&nbsp;"Follow&nbsp;Me&nbsp;to&nbsp;Sunday&nbsp;School"&nbsp;bumper&nbsp;sticker,&nbsp;and&nbsp;the&nbsp;chrome&nbsp;plated&nbsp;Christian&nbsp;fish&nbsp;emblem&nbsp;on&nbsp;the&nbsp;trunk.&nbsp;"<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt;&nbsp;"Naturally&nbsp;I&nbsp;assumed&nbsp;you&nbsp;had&nbsp;stolen&nbsp;the&nbsp;car."</DIV></DIV></div><br clear=all><hr> <a href="http://g.msn.com/8HMBENUS/2746??PS=">Tax headache? MSN Money provides relief with tax tips, tools, IRS forms and more!</a> </html>