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<DIV></DIV>> Why God Invented Menopause
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<DIV></DIV>> With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman
<DIV></DIV>>was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the
<DIV></DIV>>hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new
<DIV></DIV>>baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can
<DIV></DIV>>visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative
<DIV></DIV>>asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the mother.
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<DIV></DIV>> After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
<DIV></DIV>>the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied the mother. Growing very impatient,
<DIV></DIV>>they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
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<DIV></DIV>> "WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why
<DIV></DIV>>do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
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<DIV></DIV>> "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."
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