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<P>Me again. I have a brain cramp I guess. Frank</P>
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<DIV></DIV>From: gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net
<DIV></DIV>To: Frank McMullin <fjm39@hotmail.com>
<DIV></DIV>CC: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" <gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net>
<DIV></DIV>Subject: Re: [GCFL-discuss] A healthy lifestyle
<DIV></DIV>Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 10:04:36 -0700
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<DIV></DIV> Who sent this as well?
<DIV></DIV> Jeff
<DIV></DIV>On Tue, 25 May 2004 16:14:38 -0400 gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net writes:
<DIV></DIV>> A healthy lifestyle
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Sam and Esther were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty
<DIV></DIV>> years.
<DIV></DIV>> Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they
<DIV></DIV>> watched
<DIV></DIV>> their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good
<DIV></DIV>> health,
<DIV></DIV>> largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise
<DIV></DIV>> for
<DIV></DIV>> the
<DIV></DIV>> last decade.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare
<DIV></DIV>> vacation and
<DIV></DIV>> their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> They reached the pearly gates, and there an escort was waiting to
<DIV></DIV>> show
<DIV></DIV>> them
<DIV></DIV>> inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold
<DIV></DIV>> and
<DIV></DIV>> fine
<DIV></DIV>> silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master
<DIV></DIV>> bath.
<DIV></DIV>> And their favorite clothes hanging in the closet. They gasped in
<DIV></DIV>> astonishment when he said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your
<DIV></DIV>> home
<DIV></DIV>> now."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Sam asked how much all this was going to cost. "Why, nothing,"
<DIV></DIV>> their
<DIV></DIV>> companion replied, "remember, this is your reward in Heaven."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Sam looked out the window and right there he saw a championship
<DIV></DIV>> golf
<DIV></DIV>> course,
<DIV></DIV>> finer and more beautiful than any ever-built on Earth.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "This is heaven," the companion replied. "You can play for free,
<DIV></DIV>> every
<DIV></DIV>> day."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch,
<DIV></DIV>> with
<DIV></DIV>> every
<DIV></DIV>> imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to
<DIV></DIV>> exotic
<DIV></DIV>> deserts, free flowing beverages. "Don't even ask," said their
<DIV></DIV>> companion to
<DIV></DIV>> Sam. "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> The old man looked around and glanced nervously at Esther. "Well,
<DIV></DIV>> where
<DIV></DIV>> are
<DIV></DIV>> the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "That's the best part," the companion replied. "You can eat and
<DIV></DIV>> drink
<DIV></DIV>> as
<DIV></DIV>> much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or
<DIV></DIV>> sick.
<DIV></DIV>> This is Heaven!"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Sam pushed, "No gym to work out at?"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "Not unless you want to," was the answer.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "No testing my sugar or blood pressure or..."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> "Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Sam glared at Esther and said, "You and your bran muffins! We
<DIV></DIV>> could
<DIV></DIV>> have
<DIV></DIV>> been here 15 years ago!"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>>
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