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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff>No wonder I didn't get the
joke! :) I had another one about a universalist? that bought
cloth to make a nighty for herself but as a gift for her husband and the guy
said this is too much cloth and she says no, he likes to seek more than
find. Something like that?</FONT></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV>:)<BR>Yolanda Cruz<BR>Office Manager/Executive Assistant<BR>Business for
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Cc:</B> <A title=gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, June 03, 2004 3:30
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> RE: [GCFL-discuss] The Atheist
and the Loch Ness Monster</DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=084344919-03062004><FONT face=Arial
color=#0000ff>Yolanda</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=084344919-03062004><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff>You left
out the punchline.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000>An
atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked
by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his
boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.<BR><BR>As
the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"<SPAN
class=084344919-03062004><FONT face=Arial
color=#0000ff> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004>G-d said to him, "I thought you didn't believe in
Me!"</SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004>To which the atheist answered, "Well, 5 minutes ago I
didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster,
either. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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class=084344919-03062004></SPAN></FONT><BR>
<P><FONT face="Kaufmann Bd BT" size=5>greenBubble</FONT> </P></DIV></FONT>
<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff>:)<BR>Yolanda Cruz<BR>Office
Manager/Executive Assistant<BR>Business for Life<BR>7210 East State
Street<BR>Rockford, IL 61108<BR>Phone: (815) 391-9241<BR>Fax: (815)
227-5757<BR><A
href="http://www.businessforlife.biz">www.businessforlife.biz</A><BR><A
href="http://www.home.earthlink.net/~vanidosa27">www.home.earthlink.net/~vanidosa27</A></FONT></STRONG></DIV>
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