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<DIV><SPAN class=084344919-03062004><FONT face=Arial
color=#0000ff>Yolanda</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=084344919-03062004><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff>You left out
the punchline.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000>An
atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked
by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat
high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.<BR><BR>As the man
sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"<SPAN
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color=#0000ff> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004>G-d said to him, "I thought you didn't believe in
Me!"</SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004></SPAN></FONT></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff><FONT face=Verdana color=#000000><SPAN
class=084344919-03062004>To which the atheist answered, "Well, 5 minutes ago I
didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster,
either. </SPAN></FONT></FONT></DIV>
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class=084344919-03062004> </SPAN></FONT><BR>
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<DIV><STRONG><FONT face=Garamond color=#0000ff>:)<BR>Yolanda Cruz<BR>Office
Manager/Executive Assistant<BR>Business for Life<BR>7210 East State
Street<BR>Rockford, IL 61108<BR>Phone: (815) 391-9241<BR>Fax: (815)
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