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<P>Forget politics. Answer me this:</P>
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
<DIV></DIV>back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
<DIV></DIV>buy cigarettes and candy bars at the front.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
<DIV></DIV>and a diet coke. While contemplating surgery for being to fat.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
<DIV></DIV>pens to the counters. Plus hire a rent a cop with a gun that would ma!
<DIV></DIV>ke Barney Fife look like Dirty Harry.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
<DIV></DIV>driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
<DIV></DIV>packages of eight. Don't forget screws in three's and ! nails by the
<DIV></DIV>dozen.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
<DIV></DIV>process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
<DIV></DIV>'bloodsucking creatures'.
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<DIV></DIV>Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
<DIV></DIV>lettering.
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<DIV></DIV> EVER WONDER ....
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<DIV></DIV>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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<DIV></DIV>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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<DIV></DIV>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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<DIV></DIV>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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<DIV></DIV>Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what ! they do "practice"?
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<DIV></DIV>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid
<DIV></DIV>made with real lemons?
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<DIV></DIV>Why is the man who invests all your money c! alled a broker?
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<DIV></DIV>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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<DIV></DIV>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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<DIV></DIV>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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<DIV></DIV>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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<DIV></DIV>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
<DIV></DIV>don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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<DIV></DIV>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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<DIV></DIV>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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<DIV></DIV>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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<DIV></DIV>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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