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<P>This is for all you retired types (and those about to retire.) Be careful what you say (and how you say it!</P>
<P>Frank<BR><BR></P></DIV>
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<DIV></DIV>>>RETARDED GRANDPARENTS ( this was actually reported by the teacher)
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<DIV></DIV>>>After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
<DIV></DIV>>>holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used
<DIV></DIV>>>to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a
<DIV></DIV>>>big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now
<DIV></DIV>>>they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
<DIV></DIV>>>They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't
<DIV></DIV>>>know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked
<DIV></DIV>>>center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and
<DIV></DIV>>>do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a
<DIV></DIV>>>swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At
<DIV></DIV>>>their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
<DIV></DIV>>>He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They
<DIV></DIV>>>go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
<DIV></DIV>>>And, they eat the same thing every night---early birds. Some of the
<DIV></DIV>>>people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get
<DIV></DIV>>>out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.
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<DIV></DIV>>>My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
<DIV></DIV>>>and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I
<DIV></DIV>>>earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will
<DIV></DIV>>>let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
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