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<DIV><TT><FONT face="Times New Roman">I don't know if you guys get this mailing
list. But I got such a HUGE kick out of it I thought I would pass it on. Also
find it a kick that a human would be that crazy, but I love the ending. God
bless you,</FONT></TT></DIV>
<DIV><TT><FONT face="Times New Roman">Lance<BR>John 8:32 "You will know the
Truth and the Truth will set you free."<BR></FONT></TT></DIV>
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<DIV><TT>GCF: Insurance Claim<BR><BR>(This is an oldie but a goodie)<BR><BR>A
lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured <BR>them
against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his
<BR>entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his
<BR>first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the
<BR>insurance company.<BR><BR>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were
lost "in a series of small <BR>fires." The insurance company refused to pay,
citing the obvious reason: <BR>that the man had consumed the cigars in the
normal fashion. The lawyer sued <BR>... and won!<BR><BR>In delivering the ruling
the judge agreed with the insurance company that <BR>the claim was
frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer <BR>held a
policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars <BR>were
insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
<BR>without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was
<BR>obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal
<BR>process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to
<BR>the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."<BR><BR>NOW
FOR THE BEST PART....<BR><BR>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
company had him arrested <BR>on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own
insurance claim and testimony from <BR>the previous case being used against him,
the lawyer was convicted of <BR>intentionally burning his insured property and
was sentenced to 24 months <BR>in jail and a $24,000.00
fine<BR><BR><BR>
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