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<P>Whenever my wife gets on this subject I ususally tell her, "There is more of you to love!" Of coarse that doesn't always work so I go buy her a flower and she is usually better. </P>
<P>That brings up another subject. Why do women like flowers so much that they will patch up almost any argument? They are pretty and do smell good (usually) but they die in a few days. I guess it's just a woman thing?</P>
<P>Frank<BR><BR></P></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>From: gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net
<DIV></DIV>To: Frank McMullin <fjm39@hotmail.com>
<DIV></DIV>CC: "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" <gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net>
<DIV></DIV>Subject: RE: [GCFL-discuss] FW: Old Wife Joke (gcfl 11/1)
<DIV></DIV>Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 11:39:50 -0500
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<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>Lance
<DIV></DIV>I assume from your response that you read through, and understood Siarlys's
<DIV></DIV>treatise on the subject. If so, I am impressed.
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>Siarlys
<DIV></DIV>I kinda lost the forest for the trees (or however the expression goes) in
<DIV></DIV>your lengthy discussion of the subject. The only part I understood was the
<DIV></DIV>end, in which yo say, 'Of course a shorter way to say this might be "If the
<DIV></DIV>husband had just given her a big hug instead of looking her over, he would
<DIV></DIV>be alive today."' Whether or not Lewis says the same thing, I have no clue.
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>This is one of those poison-pawn questions, from which it is virtually
<DIV></DIV>impossible to emerge unscathed, no matter how you answer.
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>When I get that kind of question, I usually say something like "I'm not
<DIV></DIV>touching that one -- not with a ten foot pole."
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>I would like to ask the husbands on this panel: How would you answer this,
<DIV></DIV>or a similar, question?
<DIV></DIV>I would like to ask the wives on this panel: What answer to this, or a
<DIV></DIV>similar, question make you feel good or at least better?
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>greenBubble
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<DIV></DIV>Sent: Sunday, November 07, 2004 2:43 AM
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<DIV></DIV>Well said Siarlys! Awesome, very very awesome!
<DIV></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>Lance
<DIV></DIV>John 8:32 "You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you free."
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<DIV></DIV>On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 19:03:26 -0600 gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net writes:
<DIV></DIV>> A few days ago, the joke service sent out a funny story about a wife
<DIV></DIV>> looking at herself in the mirror and feeling old. Her husband's
<DIV></DIV>> response
<DIV></DIV>> appears to have led directly to the announcement of his memorial
<DIV></DIV>> services.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> I had a thought about how he should have responded. It might have
<DIV></DIV>> saved
<DIV></DIV>> his life and pleased his wife, but it would not be quite suitable
<DIV></DIV>> for a
<DIV></DIV>> family discussion group.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> But I did run across some remarks in C.S. Lewis's THE SCREWTAPE
<DIV></DIV>> LETTERS
<DIV></DIV>> that provide some good perspective on the wife's fears. Lewis was
<DIV></DIV>> the
<DIV></DIV>> subject of the movie Shadowlands, about his marriage late in life to
<DIV></DIV>> an
<DIV></DIV>> American who remarked "So we're both lapsed atheists?" Its a funny
<DIV></DIV>> and
<DIV></DIV>> inspiring movie. His future wife's son was a great fan of Lewis's
<DIV></DIV>> child
<DIV></DIV>> novel series, The Chronicles of Narnia. I heard that some publisher
<DIV></DIV>> is
<DIV></DIV>> trying to come up with a version of the stories which has the
<DIV></DIV>> obvious
<DIV></DIV>> Christian content secularized. A cartoonist pointed out that this is
<DIV></DIV>> sort
<DIV></DIV>> of like Moby Dick with the whales removed.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> The Screwtape Letters are written by a middle level executive in
<DIV></DIV>> the
<DIV></DIV>> bureaucracy of hell, to his nephew, a junion tempter assigned to
<DIV></DIV>> some
<DIV></DIV>> poor soul in England. In a backhanded way, through the words of
<DIV></DIV>> Screwtape, Lewis relates Christian values to modern life, and
<DIV></DIV>> criticizes
<DIV></DIV>> the superficiality of the church. On the subject of women and their
<DIV></DIV>> bodies, as it relates to securing souls for "Our Father Below",
<DIV></DIV>> Screwtape
<DIV></DIV>> advises his nephew:
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> It is the business of our great masters in every age to produce a
<DIV></DIV>> general
<DIV></DIV>> misdirection of what might be called sexual taste. This they do by
<DIV></DIV>> working through the small circle of popular artists, dressmakers,
<DIV></DIV>> actresses and advertisers who determine the fashionable type. The
<DIV></DIV>> aim is
<DIV></DIV>> to guide members of each sex away from those members of the other
<DIV></DIV>> with
<DIV></DIV>> whom spiritually helpful, happy and fertile marriages are most
<DIV></DIV>> likely.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> age of jazz has succeeded the age of the waltz, and we now teach
<DIV></DIV>> men
<DIV></DIV>> to like women whose bodies are scarcely distinguishable from those
<DIV></DIV>> of
<DIV></DIV>> boys. Since this is a kind of beauty even more transitory than most,
<DIV></DIV>> we
<DIV></DIV>> thus aggravate the female's chronic horror of growing old (with
<DIV></DIV>> many
<DIV></DIV>> excellent results). We have engineered a great increase in the
<DIV></DIV>> license
<DIV></DIV>> which society allows to the representation of the apparent nude (not
<DIV></DIV>> the
<DIV></DIV>> real nude). It is all a fake of course. As a result, we are more and
<DIV></DIV>> more
<DIV></DIV>> directing th desires of men to something which does not exist --
<DIV></DIV>> making
<DIV></DIV>> the role of the eye in sexuality more important, and making its
<DIV></DIV>> demands
<DIV></DIV>> more impossible. What follows you can easily guess!"
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Of course a shorter way to say this might be "If the husband had
<DIV></DIV>> just
<DIV></DIV>> given her a big hug instead of looking her over, he would be alive
<DIV></DIV>> today.
<DIV></DIV>> But I am really impressed with the way Lewis puts it.
<DIV></DIV>>
<DIV></DIV>> Siarlys
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