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<h2>Lawn Mower Sale</h2>
<i>Monday, January 10, 2005</i></center>
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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.<br>
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"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle", said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"<br>
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The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and after riding the bike around a little while said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."<br>
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The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."<br>
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The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started." The preacher said, "I am a minister, and I cannot cuss. It has been so long since I have been saved that I do not even remember how to cuss."<br>
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The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"<br>
<br><i>Received from JPGHANSON.</i><br>
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