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<DIV class=RTE>Here's one I thought everyone would enjoy. Frank</DIV>
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<DIV class=RTE>THE STATE TROOPER... <BR><BR>Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state <BR>trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This <BR>driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he Turns on his lights and pulls <BR>the driver over. <BR>Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in <BR>the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The <BR>driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was <BR>going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" <BR>The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the <BR>route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and <BR>thanked the officer for pointing out her error. <BR>"But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? <BR>These women
seem awfully shaken." <BR><BR>"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127." <BR></DIV></DIV></div></html>