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face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>OHMYGOSH! This is
hysterical!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>I left my very very very
favorite ones in. They all had me cracking up. And it's
1:47am!!!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>But the very funniest has
to be the poodle. Thanks for sending this one. I am a cat person,
but all my dog person friends will wake up to this in their
inboxes.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>Jeanene</FONT></DIV>
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color=#000080 size=2>----- Original Message ----- <BR>How Many Dogs Does It Take
to Change A Light Bulb?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2><BR>4. Rottweiler: Make
me.<BR>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.<BR>8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing
off the walls and furniture.<BR>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still
pee on the carpet in the dark.<BR>12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it
is, right there...<BR>15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be
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