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<DIV>ROFL! That's awesome!!! Thanks Carla!</DIV>
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<DIV>Lance<BR>John 8:32 "You will know the Truth and the Truth will set you
free."<BR></DIV>
<DIV>On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:08:42 -0400 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> horseback
riding</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">A young
blond woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">She mounts
the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blond begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway! </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider. Finally, loosing
her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
struck against the ground over and over.</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">As her
head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her
and unplugs the horse.</SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=black size=2><SPAN
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