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<DIV><SPAN class=519024114-07112005><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff>Here's
something I just got. Not very politically correct.
So?</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=519024114-07112005> </SPAN><STRONG>Subject:
</STRONG>America<BR><FONT size=2><BR><BR>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a
new immigrant to the United States. <BR>He stops the first person he sees
walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this
country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free
education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". <BR>The man
goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."<BR>The
new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts
up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" <BR>He
finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says,
"No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the
Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...
<BR>"Probably at work!"<BR></DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>
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