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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Can't help but respond to this one.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Do Not reorganize your wife's kitchen! <FONT
size=3>It is my kitchen not hers, I built it. I let her in to do the dishes and
pots and pans.</FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Do Not attempt to teach her how to cook.
<FONT size=3>When she does cook its at my direction, she can't cook. I do most
of the cooking.</FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>You may come into the kitchen to do dishes. <FONT
size=3>Yea right</FONT>.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Go out occasionally to air yourself out.<FONT
size=3> I fully intend to get out as much an my funds will allow. I am looking
for a trike and expect to go on long trips. Did I mention that my wife doesn't
like motorcycles and has a bad back? For those that don't
know, a Trike is a three wheeled motorcycle</FONT></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Have fun. <FONT size=3>You can count on
it</FONT>...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dave</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">Discussion
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=sdmheit@verizon.net
href="mailto:sdmheit@verizon.net">Shirley Heit</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, January 25, 2006 7:29
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [GCFL-discuss] 5 tips for you
guys who retired</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Some Good Ideas for guys who recently
retired. (Dave Congratulations) <STRONG>This will lengthen &
improve your life.</STRONG></FONT></DIV>
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<LI><FONT face=Arial size=2>Do Not reorganize your wife's kitchen! You
may think it's your kitchen too, but she doesn't think so.
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<LI><FONT face=Arial size=2>Do Not attempt to teach her how to
cook...she's been doing it for at least 20 years and has already
figured it out.</FONT>
<LI><FONT face=Arial size=2>You may come into the kitchen to do
dishes...this will result in hugs & kisses </FONT>
<LI><FONT face=Arial size=2>Go out occasionally to air yourself out...golf,
fishing, shopping etc. Stay out for at least 2 hours. This will
result in happy wife, hugs & kisses. You may call on cell phone to
let her know your thinking of her.</FONT>
<LI><FONT face=Arial size=2>Have fun! Enjoy & appreciate
each other! </FONT></LI></UL>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Carla ( whose husband retired early
)</FONT></DIV>
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