<DIV>Hey all. I thought you might enjoy this joke.</DIV> <DIV>Frank</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church</DIV> <DIV>services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of</DIV> <DIV>robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and</DIV> <DIV>be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and</DIV> <DIV>explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he</DIV> <DIV>asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was</DIV> <DIV>yell a scripture to you".</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV>
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