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<DIV><SPAN class=058293813-11052006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Jeanene</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=058293813-11052006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>If you
don't use Juno, you won't understand Siarlys' question.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=058293813-11052006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>On
Juno's website, they always have four unrelated headlines, formatted as if the
others are subheadlines of the first. That particular group of headlines
struck Siarlys' funnybone and he shared it with us.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=058293813-11052006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>I
didn't particularly find it funny, but that's beside the
point.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=058293813-11052006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff
size=2>Speaking of the "funnybone", did you realize that its medical name is the
"humeris"?</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>Subject:</B> Re: [GCFL-discuss]
Headlines<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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<DIV>OK, do I have to explain everything? (If I do, it is not as good humor as
the last headlines I submitted like this.) The MAIN headline is Beatles lose to
Apple. The SUBheadline is that the violence of the aforementioned battle left 34
dead in Iraq, and another subheadline is that as a result, gas prices fell. If
the humor isn't obvious, it isn't funny.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys (I already translated it when you inquired as to my gender)</DIV>
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<DIV>On Tue, 9 May 2006 22:23:30 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>I don't know -- how do
they?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>And are you Siarlys
trying to pass himself off as "Charlie"?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>Jeanene</FONT></DIV>
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<A title=gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net
href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=jeanenehea@comcast.net
href="mailto:jeanenehea@comcast.net">Red</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, May 08, 2006 7:56
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [GCFL-discuss] Headlines</DIV>
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face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2></FONT><BR></DIV>
<DIV>So, how do these headlines go together?</DIV>
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<DIV>Charlie</DIV>
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<H2><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2006-05-08-beatles-apple_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type=xwin>Beatles lose to Apple</A></H2>
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<LI><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2006-05-08-iraq_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type=xwin>Violence in Iraq leaves at least 34 dead</A>
<LI><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/2006-05-08-weekly-gas-prices_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type=xwin>Gas prices fall for first time in six weeks</A> </LI></UL></DIV>
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