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<DIV>OK, do I have to explain everything? (If I do, it is not as good humor as
the last headlines I submitted like this.) The MAIN headline is Beatles lose to
Apple. The SUBheadline is that the violence of the aforementioned battle left 34
dead in Iraq, and another subheadline is that as a result, gas prices fell. If
the humor isn't obvious, it isn't funny.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys (I already translated it when you inquired as to my gender)</DIV>
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<DIV>On Tue, 9 May 2006 22:23:30 -0700 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies
List" <<A href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>I don't know -- how do
they?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>And are you Siarlys
trying to pass himself off as "Charlie"?</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=#000080 face="Comic Sans MS" size=2>Jeanene</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
href="mailto:jeanenehea@comcast.net" title=jeanenehea@comcast.net>Red</A>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, May 08, 2006 7:56
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [GCFL-discuss] Headlines</DIV>
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<DIV>So, how do these headlines go together?</DIV>
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<DIV>Charlie</DIV>
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<H2><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2006-05-08-beatles-apple_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type="xwin">Beatles lose to Apple</A></H2>
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<LI><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2006-05-08-iraq_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type="xwin">Violence in Iraq leaves at least 34 dead</A>
<LI><A
href="http://track.juno.com/s/lc?s=177246&u=http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/energy/2006-05-08-weekly-gas-prices_x.htm?csp=24&RM_Exclude=Juno"
type="xwin">Gas prices fall for first time in six weeks</A> </LI></UL></DIV>
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