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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#000080 size=2>It is very hot. We
are starting our humid season. Too bad we aren't getting the needed rains
with it. This drought MUST end soon.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV>Jeanene<BR>A child born with Hydranencephaly is one of Life's Little
Miracles.<BR>They live, laugh, and love -- all without a brain.<BR><A
href="http://www.hydranencephaly.com">www.hydranencephaly.com</A> </DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=jeanenehea@comcast.net
href="mailto:jeanenehea@comcast.net">Red</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:42 PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: [GCFL-discuss] The Rules of
Grammar</DIV>
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<DIV>Jeanene</DIV>
<DIV>I'm not sure. The person who sent it to me didn't say. If I
can find that book at the library, I will look to see. Thanks for the
info.</DIV>
<DIV>Do you live in Arizona? I bet it is hot there. Wish we could
get some of the rain they are getting back east.</DIV>
<DIV>Frank<BR><BR><B><I>"Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" <<A
href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>></I></B>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><FONT color=#000080 size=2>Is
this from the very good book titled The Transitive Vampire : A
Handbook of Grammar for the Innocent, the Eager and the Doomed? It
sounds like something from there. It is one of my all-time favorite
books. Karen Elizabeth Gordon has several books on the English
language that in a humorous way teach you the rights and wrongs of English
grammar.</FONT></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>Jeanene<BR>A child born with Hydranencephaly is one of Life's Little
Miracles.<BR>They live, laugh, and love -- all without a brain.<BR><A
href="http://www.hydranencephaly.com/">www.hydranencephaly.com</A> </DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=jeanenehea@comcast.net
href="mailto:jeanenehea@comcast.net">Red</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Saturday, July 01, 2006 8:00
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [GCFL-discuss] The Rules of
Grammar</DIV>
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<DIV align=left><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><U>Here's another one for you
Siarlys</U></FONT></DIV>
<DIV align=left><U><FONT face="Comic Sans MS">Frank</FONT></U></DIV>
<OL>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Verbs has to agree with their subjects</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Prepositions are not words to end sentences with</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>And
don't start a sentence with a conjunction</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>It
is wrong to ever split an infinitive</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Also, always avoid annoying a</A></FONT><A target=_blank
name=1><FONT color=#003399>ssonance</FONT></A><FONT
color=#ff0000>*</FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Be
more or less specific</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually)
unnecessary</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>No
sentence fragments</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Foreign words and phrases are not apropos</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Do
not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly
superfluous</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>One
should never generalise</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Comparisons are as bad as clichés</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Don't use no double negatives forever</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>One-word sentences? Eliminate</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>The
passive voice is to be ignored</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words
however should be enclosed in commas</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Never use a big word when a diminutive one would
suffice</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><A target=_blank name=1><FONT
color=#003399>Kill all exclamation marks!!!</FONT></A>!</FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Use
words correctly, irregardless of how others use them</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth
earthshaking ideas</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Use
the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not
needed</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
quotations. Tell me what you know."</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>If
you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: "Resist
hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly."</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Puns are for children, not groan readers</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Go
around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank name=1>Who
needs rhetorical questions?</A></FONT>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><A target=_blank name=1><FONT
color=#003399>Exaggeration is a billion times worse than
understatement</FONT></A><BR><A target=_blank name=1><BR><FONT
color=#003399>And finally...</FONT></A></FONT><BR>
<LI><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#003399><A target=_blank
name=1>Proofread carefully to see if you any words out</A></FONT>
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