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<DIV>Frank, I've been reading up from the end of the list to catch some I never
got to on the way down. A few are from known sources:</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><U><A name=j target=_blank></A>Jacquin's
Postulate: <BR></U>No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>This was originally said by Mark Twain.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><A name=2 target=_blank><FONT
color=#003399><U>Sausage Principle: <BR></U>People who love sausage and respect
the law should never watch either one being made. </FONT></A></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>This is a slight expansion on Bismarck's remark "Nobody should see how laws
or sausages are made." He should know. It is not clear whether he respected or
liked either one, although he ate sausages, and made and enforced laws.</DIV>
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<DIV>I believe the Menckens are actually from H.L. Mencken.</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face="Comic Sans MS"><A name=2 target=_blank><FONT
color=#003399><U>Hurewitz's Memory Principle: <BR></U>The chance of forgetting
something is directly proportional to<BR>..... to .....<BR>........ uh
.............. </FONT></A></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV>I don't know where that came from, but it exemplifies <U>The
Peddlar's Retort</U>:</DIV>
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<DIV>The first half of an analogy is always easier than the second, in which it
resembles life, but not of course love.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV></BODY></HTML>