<DIV>Ok! Ok! I know some of this is not funny. But, it makes you think that maybe we are worrying about stuff that doesn't need to be worried about. Or, we go too far the other way in trying to fix it.</DIV> <DIV>Frank</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><FONT size=2> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh </DIV> <DIV>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. </DIV> <DIV>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as </DIV> <DIV>Mexifornia's third language.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and </DIV> <DIV>livestock.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of </DIV> <DIV>the Middle East (formerly
known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and </DIV> <DIV>Lebanon</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2>).</DIV></FONT><FONT size=2> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Iran</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2> still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 </DIV></FONT><FONT size=2> <DIV>more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>France</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2> pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.</DIV></FONT><FONT size=2> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported </DIV> <DIV>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces </DIV> <DIV>mail delivery to Wednesdays only.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
</DIV> <DIV>loss.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter </DIV> <DIV>speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Massachusetts</FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2> executes last remaining conservative.</DIV></FONT><FONT size=2> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil </DIV> <DIV>rights.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly </DIV> <DIV>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political </DIV> <DIV>contributions to campaign accounts.</DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75
percent.</DIV></FONT><p> 
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