WOW It sure does make you think though! Thanks Frank!<br><br>Lance<br><br><div><span class="gmail_quote">On 7/10/06, <b class="gmail_sendername">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List</b> <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">
gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:</span><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"><div><div>Ok! Ok! I know some of this is not funny. But, it makes you think that maybe we are worrying about stuff that doesn't need to be worried about. Or, we go too far the other way in trying to fix it.
</div> <div>Frank</div> <div> </div> <div> </div><font size="2"> <div></div> <div>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh </div> <div>largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
</div> <div>White minorities still trying to have English recognized as </div> <div>Mexifornia's third language.</div> <div></div> <div>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and </div> <div>livestock.
</div> <div></div> <div>Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.</div> <div></div> <div>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.</div> <div></div> <div>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
</div> <div>the Middle East (formerly
known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and </div> <div>Lebanon</div></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2">).</font><font size="2"> <div></div> <div>Iran</div></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
</font><font size="2"> <div>more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.</div> <div></div> <div>France</div></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
</font><font size="2"> </font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported </font></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div>
<font size="2">Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces </font></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">mail delivery to Wednesdays only.</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div></div>
<font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight
</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">loss.</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.</font></div><font size="2">
</font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter </font></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
</font></div><font size="2"> </font><div></div><font size="2"> </font><div><font size="2">Massachusetts</font></div><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"> executes last remaining conservative.</font><font size="2"> <div>
</div> <div>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil </div> <div>rights.</div> <div></div> <div>Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.</div> <div></div> <div>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
</div> <div>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.</div> <div></div> <div>Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political </div> <div>contributions to campaign accounts.
</div> <div></div> <div>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75
percent.</div></font></div></blockquote></div>