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<DIV><SPAN class=803073013-14092006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>If
memory serves, "Alice" was a TV show some 20 years ago.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=803073013-14092006><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>The
setting was a southern truckstop in the middle of nowhere. Alice, a single
mother, was the waitress. Mel was either the short-order cook or the boss,
or both.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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class=803073013-14092006>Milton</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P><BR>
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<FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B>
gcfl-discuss-bounces_milton.freund=siemens.com@gcfl.net
[mailto:gcfl-discuss-bounces_milton.freund=siemens.com@gcfl.net] <B>On Behalf Of
</B>Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday,
September 13, 2006 10:34 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Freund, Milton (MED
US)<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: [GCFL-discuss] Remembrance (with a minor
Correction)<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
<DIV></DIV>Alice = no clue Siarlys. There's a comedian (Dr. Demento) who does a
skit that I have on MP3 called, "Boot to the head". And in it the guy is trying
to act pompous in front of the "ninja" master of Tiequon Leap (spelled
phonetically). The ninja's skill is "Boot to the head" and you hear this thwack
as the guy's kicked in the head. At one point our main character challenges the
master. And the master quotes some wise old sage. The main character fires back,
"The best defense is a good offense. You know who said that? Mel the cook on
Alice." That's all I know about it, sorry. <BR>Lance<BR><BR>
<DIV><SPAN class=gmail_quote>On 9/12/06, <B class=gmail_sendername>Discussion of
the Good, Clean Funnies List</B> <<A
href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>> wrote:</SPAN>
<BLOCKQUOTE class=gmail_quote
style="PADDING-LEFT: 1ex; MARGIN: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(204,204,204) 1px solid">I
don't understand this Eagle. Are you saying that only half of
those<BR>fighting were Americans, and the other half were aliens? My union
veteran <BR>great-great grandfather had a brother in the confederate
army.<BR><BR>Siarlys<BR><BR>P.S. The best defense is to have a complete copy
of the orders for enemy<BR>troop movements, but the best offense is to find
out what kind of whiskey <BR>General Grant was drinking and supply it to the
other officers who aren't<BR>fighting hard enough to win.<BR><BR>P.P.S. What
or who is this "Alice" anyway? I don't watch much TV.<BR><BR>On Tue, 12 Sep
2006 09:07:08 -0500 "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies <BR>List" <<A
href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</A>>
writes:<BR>> It is that time of year when we must remember<BR>> the day
more Americans died than any other single day in our<BR>>
history<BR>><BR>>
September<BR>>
17<BR>>
1862<BR>><BR>> The Battle of Sharpsburg<BR>><BR>> Around 3000
American soldiers fell<BR>> in a single day of fighting. <BR>><BR>>
About the same number of equally<BR>> brave previous Americans<BR>>
served with equal dedication in<BR>> Defense of the land they called
home.<BR>> May God bless us every one.<BR>><BR>> Eagle
<BR>><BR>> PS. Remember "the best defense is a good
offense."<BR>><BR>>
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