Awsome John!!!<br>~Lance<br><br><div><span class="gmail_quote">On 11/2/06, <b class="gmail_sendername">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List</b> <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:
</span><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of flack for this one! Darn<br>Democracts can't take a joke. :) I'm kidding!
<br><br>jp<br><br>On Thu, Nov 02, 2006 at 02:50:01AM -0600, <a href="mailto:gcfl-staff@gcfl.net">gcfl-staff@gcfl.net</a> wrote:<br>> This message will be mailed out on Monday, November 6, 2006.<br>> You can review it anytime at
<br>> <a href="http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106">http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106</a><br>><br>> COMMENT: politcal, pro republican<br>> -----<br>> A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of
<br>> college. She considered herself to be a very liberal<br>> Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.<br>><br>> One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and<br>> his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her
<br>> and asked her how she was doing in school.<br>><br>> She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough.<br>> She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and<br>> party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't
<br>> really have many college friends because of spending all her<br>> time studying.<br>><br>> He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary<br>> was barely getting by. She had a 2.0
GPA, never studied, but<br>> was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the<br>> time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she<br>> was hung over.<br>><br>> Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's
<br>> office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and<br>> give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they<br>> would both have a 3.0 GPA.<br>><br>> The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I
<br>> worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing."<br>><br>> The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the<br>> Republican Party."<br>><br>> Received from Andy Chaps The Funnies.
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