<html>That's a great one John!!<BR><BR>Lance<BR>All the people, lemme hear you give a holler:<BR>IN GOD WE TRUST! IN GOD WE TRUST!<BR>We stamp it on our penny, nickel, dime, quarter, dollar.<BR>IN GOD WE TRUST! IN GOD WE TRUST!<BR>-- "Indivisible" by Pillar<BR><BR>-- "Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List" <gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net> wrote:<BR>I'm sure I'll be getting a lot of flack for this one! Darn<BR>Democracts can't take a joke. :) I'm kidding!<BR><BR>jp<BR><BR>On Thu, Nov 02, 2006 at 02:50:01AM -0600, gcfl-staff@gcfl.net wrote:<BR>> This message will be mailed out on Monday, November 6, 2006.<BR>> You can review it anytime at<BR>> http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106<BR>> <BR>> COMMENT: politcal, pro republican<BR>> -----<BR>> A young teenage girl was about to finish her first year of<BR>> college. She considered herself to be a very liberal<BR>> Democrat but her father was a rather staunch Republican.<BR>> <BR>> One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and<BR>> his opposition to taxes and welfare programs. He stopped her<BR>> and asked her how she was doing in school.<BR>> <BR>> She answered that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough.<BR>> She had to study all the time, never had time to go out and<BR>> party. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and didn't<BR>> really have many college friends because of spending all her<BR>> time studying.<BR>> <BR>> He asked, "How is your friend Mary." She replied that Mary<BR>> was barely getting by. She had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, but<BR>> was very popular on campus, went to all the parties all the<BR>> time. Why she often didn't show up for classes because she<BR>> was hung over.<BR>> <BR>> Dad then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's<BR>> office and ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and<BR>> give it to her friend who only had a 2.0. That way they<BR>> would both have a 3.0 GPA.<BR>> <BR>> The daughter angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair, I<BR>> worked really hard for mine and Mary has done nothing."<BR>> <BR>> The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the<BR>> Republican Party."<BR>> <BR>> Received from Andy Chaps The Funnies.<BR>> <BR>> --<BR>> Rate this funny at<BR>> http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106<BR>> <BR>> Brought to you by GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List<BR>> A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)<BR>> Mail address: GCFL, Box 100, Harvest, AL 35749, USA<BR>> <BR>> Go to http://www.gcfl.net/mlfrontend.php to change your<BR>> subscription options or unsubscribe.<BR>> <BR>> To print or email this funny to others, go to<BR>> http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20061106<BR>> <BR>> The latest GCFL funny can always be found on the web at<BR>> http://www.gcfl.net/latest.php<BR>> <BR>> <BR><BR>-- <BR>A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't<BR>have to go. You'll just be walking down the street,<BR>and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...<BR><BR>Have a great day and don't forget to laugh!<BR><BR>http://www.gcfl.net (The Good, Clean Funnies List): Good,<BR>clean daily funnies you can safely tell your Mom!<BR>_______________________________________________<BR>GCFL-discuss mailing list<BR>GCFL-discuss@gcfl.net<BR>http://gcfl.net/mailman/listinfo/gcfl-discuss<BR></html>