<div>That's awesome Greenbubble! At first I kept looking for simularities with the signer. Then I got smart and realized it's the people the quote's talking about. Funny man!!</div>
<div>~LAnce<br><br> </div>
<div><span class="gmail_quote">On 12/14/06, <b class="gmail_sendername">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List</b> <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:</span>
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<br><br>Dear Abby by Abigail Van Buren<br><br>SOME PEOPLE AND OCCUPATIONS MATCH WELL WITH THEIR NAMES<br><br>DEAR ABBY: Not long ago you wrote a column that mentioned funny names<br>that match people's occupations. I am submitting two more: Prior to our
<br>wedding, my husband and I had the state-required blood tests. They were<br>administered by a Dr. Fix. (We later read that Dr. Fix was caught giving<br>himself one, and was arrested on drug charges.) The minister who married
<br>us was aptly named Dr. Comfort. -- ANN B., ARCHER, FLA.<br><br>DEAR ANN: Thanks for a "Fixer"-upper of a letter. It arrived with a<br>bushel of mail from other readers offering names that match occupations.<br>
Read on:<br><br>DEAR ABBY: One of my dearest friends is a professional landscaper of<br>golf courses, highways and schools. His name? Ross Weed! -- BONNIE G.<br>CHAPIN, S.C.<br><br>DEAR ABBY: My husband, last name Graves, is a funeral director. --
<br>DIANNE G., RIPLEY, MISS.<br><br>DEAR ABBY: The first time I took my grandchildren to their doctor, their<br>regular physician was on vacation. The doctor who was filling in for him<br>was named Dr. Needle. I kid you not. -- THERESA S., SPARROW BUSH,
N.Y.<br><br>DEAR ABBY: When I was in college, the disciplinary dean's name was Dick<br>Justice. -- BRIAN S., NAPERVILLE, ILL.<br><br>DEAR ABBY: I have a couple of names that take the cake. I am a nurse in<br>a large hospital in central Wisconsin. We had a plastic surgeon named
<br>Dr. Hacker, and if that wasn't enough, his resident was Dr. Wacker. Not<br>surprisingly, their patients required a lot of reassurance. Wouldn't<br>you? -- LORI FROM THE DAIRY STATE<br><br>DEAR ABBY: While I was serving at the Marine Corps Schools in Quantico,
<br>Va., my best friend took me with him when he had his vasectomy. His<br>physician's name was Dr. D. Nutter. -- PAT M., DALLAS<br><br>DEAR ABBY: There is a dentist here in my city whose hygienist's last<br>name is Toothacher. -- GLEN IN TEXAS
<br><br>DEAR ABBY: In Portland, Ore., where I reside, there are three<br>orthodontists: Dr. Payne, Dr. Fear and Dr. Rensch (pronounced "Wrench")!<br><br><br>DEAR ABBY: I swear this is true: When I visited my first gynecologist
<br>when I was in college (the University of Massachusetts at Amherst), his<br>name was Dr. Clapp. -- V. COOK, BLUE HILL, MAINE<br><br>DEAR ABBY: When I worked at a major hospital, from time to time I would<br>see trauma victims with the attending doctor's name being "Dr. Kill."
<br>Initially I thought it was a hospital code for victims who might still<br>be at risk. As it turned out, Dr. Kill is a practicing physician. --<br>SABRINA IN SAN DIEGO<br><br>DEAR ABBY: My greatest nightmare of a college textbook was for a class
<br>called "History and Systems of Psychology." It was better than a<br>sleeping pill. It put students to sleep in 10 seconds flat. The author?<br>Edwin G. Boring. -- KAY IN MILLFORD, DEL.<br><br>DEAR ABBY: My father, mother and sister all see the same psychiatrist,
<br>and have for more than 15 years. His name is Dr. Looney. Seriously. --<br>READER IN HUNTSVILLE, TEXAS<br><br>DEAR READER: I'd say Dr. Looney is running a family practice.<br><br>________________________________<br><br>
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