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<DIV>If nobody minds me talking about myself instead of about everyone else, I
just had an article published in <EM>The Wittenburg Door. </EM>It is a kind of
ecological exegesis, Noah meets Al Gore, based on a pun in the name of the
federal weather office. And it is available on line even without subscribing to
the magazine, which has a mailing list about 25% of the average attendance at
Joel Osteen's Sunday services at Lakewood. (But he doesn't pose any hard
questions.) </DIV>
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href="http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/archives/noahconference.html">http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/archives/noahconference.html</A><BR> <BR>There
are a few changes in the final copy. I preferred my original opening, centering
the conference at Wisconsin's holiest shrine. (If your are either Native
American or Roman Catholic). The editorial board became quite taken with
throwing in something about the deep water port of Atlanta. The original opening
was:<BR> <BR>> The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Holiness (NOAH)
conference was<BR>> invited to a round table discussion last month with The
Lord God Almighty<BR>> (TLGA) at the summit of the historic Holy Hill shrine
in southeastern<BR>> Wisconsin. The pre-Columbian sacred site is currently
administered by<BR>> Roman Catholic orders, but the priests and monks are
used to busloads of<BR>> Missionary Baptist women from Chicago coming on day
trips, so<BR>> accommodating a Holiness conference was no big deal. Some of
the younger<BR>> lay brothers privately speculated that an invitation from
God took<BR>> precedence over any instructions from the Vatican, but this
question was<BR>> not formally considered. An exclusive summary of highlights
from the<BR>> conference was recently released to The Wittenburg
Door.<BR> </DIV>
<DIV>Oh, I should sign this, in case anybody has trouble figuring out who sent
it.</DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV></BODY></HTML>