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<TD><A name=TopOfPage></A><!-- TRANSIT - TEXTBAR --><!--<B>DEAR ABBY by Abigail Van Buren</B>--><!--START_TITLE-->
<P><FONT size=+1><B>NAME GAME GIVES PLEASURE TO THOSE
WITH EAR FOR IRONY</B></FONT></P><!--END_TITLE--><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR
ABBY: I have enjoyed the columns you've printed about
people whose names matched their professions, and wonder
if you would be interested in an incident that happened
to my sister. Her name is Dragony, and she works in a
pharmacy located in a medical building. Her license
plate reads DRAGONY. Well, someone went into the
pharmacy and asked the girl at the counter, "Who is Dr.
Agony?" I still laugh when I think about it. -- KATHI IN
CALIFORNIA
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR KATHI: Funny! Your sister's
license plate reminds me of one that belongs to my
neighbor, who happens to be an anesthesiologist. Her
license plate reads: EPIDURL.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->I am still hearing from readers
offering names -- and some of them are a hoot. Read on:
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Years ago, I was office
manager for a printing company that did work for the
American Tobacco Co. in North Carolina. The purchasing
agent's assistant there was a woman by the name of
Flicka Ashe. Can you believe it! -- DOLORES IN
SPARTANBURG, S.C.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: I have sold real estate
for 18 years, and no one ever forgets my name. It's ...
BETH NEWHOUSE, MAYVILLE, N.Y.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: My grandma fell and broke
her hip last summer and had to have surgery. Her
surgeon? Dr. Mark Cutright! -- KATHY IN TENNESSEE
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Shame on you! How could
you forget your fellow member of the Group for
Advancement of Psychiatry -- Dr. John Looney? -- FRANCES
ROTON BELL, DALLAS
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Here's an item that might
qualify. It's from the Jan. 16 edition of our local
newspaper: "Charles T. Sprinkle, 27, of Sandpoint was
cited on a charge of urinating in public at 11:52 p.m.
in the 200 block of Main Street." -- LARRY S. IN IDAHO
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Would you like more names
that match? My optician was named Ralph Glance, my
daughter's allergist was Dr. Eitches, and my children's
dentist is Dr. Spitz. -- SUSAN K., HAYWARD, CALIF.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: When I was in high
school, there was a family with the last name "Braa."
Guess what the mom's first name was? "Iona"! My initials
are "B.S.," but this story is not. -- B.S., FARIBAULT,
MINN.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: When my sister and I were
children, we'd play a game called "I Spy" during road
trips from Georgia to Alabama. On one of them we spotted
a septic tank installation and maintenance company named
"Seth Poole and Sons." -- LARRY IN DOERUN, GA.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: I used to work with a
young woman named Linda Snow. She met and married a
wonderful man. When she did, she became Mrs. Snow-White!
-- A FAN, SUN CITY, ARIZ.
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: My salesman husband was
dealing with a particularly difficult client who
demanded to speak to the boss. The reply: "I'll be happy
to transfer you to him. His name is Robin Hood; if he
isn't in, you can speak with his secretary -- Marian!"
True story, real people. -- JENNIFER IN HOUSTON
<P><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: This isn't
occupation-related, but I thought you might get a kick
out of it anyway. I went to school with twins Esther and
Lester Chester and their big brother, Chester Chester
Jr. And no, I'm not kidding. -- L. LEGGETT, MAGNOLIA,
MISS.
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