<div>Green Bubble, </div> <div> </div> <div>I'm falling out of my chair I'm laughing so hard! Those are absolutely priceless! </div> <div> </div> <div>Thanks so much for posting them for us. </div> <div> </div> <div>kateinmo<BR><BR><SPAN class=812035113-15032007><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>This is today's Dear Abby column. Complete & unabridged.</FONT></SPAN></div> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><!-- Converted from text/rtf format --> <div dir=ltr align=left><FONT size=5><FONT face=Script><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN lang=en-us>greenBubble</SPAN> </FONT></FONT></FONT></div></FONT></DIV> <DIV> <HR tabIndex=-1> <FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B> list@myucomics.com [mailto:list@myucomics.com] <BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, March 15, 2007 5:43 AM<BR><B>Subject:</B> Dear Abby 03/15/07<BR></FONT></DIV> <TABLE cellSpacing=0
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<TD vAlign=top> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=600 align=center border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=middle> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=bottom><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#003366 size=4><B>Dear Abby</B></FONT> <FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=1>by Abigail Van Buren</FONT> <BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=600 align=center border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=middle colSpan=2> <TABLE cellPadding=0 align=center border=0 cellspacin="0"> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><A name=TopOfPage></A><!-- TRANSIT - TEXTBAR --><!--<B>DEAR ABBY by Abigail Van Buren</B>--><!--START_TITLE--> <div><FONT size=+1><B>NAME GAME GIVES PLEASURE TO THOSE WITH EAR FOR IRONY</B></FONT></div><!--END_TITLE--><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: I have enjoyed the columns you've printed about people whose names matched their professions, and
wonder if you would be interested in an incident that happened to my sister. Her name is Dragony, and she works in a pharmacy located in a medical building. Her license plate reads DRAGONY. Well, someone went into the pharmacy and asked the girl at the counter, "Who is Dr. Agony?" I still laugh when I think about it. -- KATHI IN CALIFORNIA <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR KATHI: Funny! Your sister's license plate reminds me of one that belongs to my neighbor, who happens to be an anesthesiologist. Her license plate reads: EPIDURL. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->I am still hearing from readers offering names -- and some of them are a hoot. Read on: <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Years ago, I was office manager for a printing company that did work for the American Tobacco Co. in North Carolina. The purchasing agent's assistant there was a woman by the name of Flicka Ashe. Can you believe it! -- DOLORES IN SPARTANBURG, S.C. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: I have sold real estate
for 18 years, and no one ever forgets my name. It's ... BETH NEWHOUSE, MAYVILLE, N.Y. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: My grandma fell and broke her hip last summer and had to have surgery. Her surgeon? Dr. Mark Cutright! -- KATHY IN TENNESSEE <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Shame on you! How could you forget your fellow member of the Group for Advancement of Psychiatry -- Dr. John Looney? -- FRANCES ROTON BELL, DALLAS <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Here's an item that might qualify. It's from the Jan. 16 edition of our local newspaper: "Charles T. Sprinkle, 27, of Sandpoint was cited on a charge of urinating in public at 11:52 p.m. in the 200 block of Main Street." -- LARRY S. IN IDAHO <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: Would you like more names that match? My optician was named Ralph Glance, my daughter's allergist was Dr. Eitches, and my children's dentist is Dr. Spitz. -- SUSAN K., HAYWARD, CALIF. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: When I was in high school,
there was a family with the last name "Braa." Guess what the mom's first name was? "Iona"! My initials are "B.S.," but this story is not. -- B.S., FARIBAULT, MINN. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: When my sister and I were children, we'd play a game called "I Spy" during road trips from Georgia to Alabama. On one of them we spotted a septic tank installation and maintenance company named "Seth Poole and Sons." -- LARRY IN DOERUN, GA. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: I used to work with a young woman named Linda Snow. She met and married a wonderful man. When she did, she became Mrs. Snow-White! -- A FAN, SUN CITY, ARIZ. <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR ABBY: My salesman husband was dealing with a particularly difficult client who demanded to speak to the boss. The reply: "I'll be happy to transfer you to him. His name is Robin Hood; if he isn't in, you can speak with his secretary -- Marian!" True story, real people. -- JENNIFER IN HOUSTON <div><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->DEAR
ABBY: This isn't occupation-related, but I thought you might get a kick out of it anyway. I went to school with twins Esther and Lester Chester and their big brother, Chester Chester Jr. And no, I'm not kidding. -- L. LEGGETT, MAGNOLIA, MISS. <div> <HR align=center width="75%" noShade SIZE=1> <!--** ** **--><!--BEGIN_TEXT-->Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips. Write Dear Abby at <A class=abbylink href="http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/dearabby_form.html" target=_new>www.DearAbby.com</A> or P.O. Box 69440, Los Angeles, CA 90069. <div> <HR align=center width="75%" noShade SIZE=1> <!--** ** **--><!--BEGIN_TEXT--></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR> <TR> <TD vAlign=top></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=600 align=center border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top align=middle width="50%"><A
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