<div>OH! I knew I recognized Moishe from commercials, but I wasn't sure where from. And then when they said the brothers I really figured I didn't have a clue who (I thought was famous) name. Thanks for the explanation everyone!!
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">This is an old Jewish joke, which sounds much better in Yiddish. The way I heard it, is that they are standing outside a large church, on opposite sides of the entrance, one wearing Hassidic garb, and the other in a priest's habit, with collar. Everyone comes by, gives the rabbi a dirty look and gives a donation to the priest.
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The pastor of the church comes out and points out that the rabbi is kind of out of place. At which time the "rabbi" says to the "priest", in Yiddish, "Er zugt uns vi azoi tsu machen a geshesft. ("He's telling us how to run our business.")
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Subject: [GCFL.net] Lesson in Marketing</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Lesson in Marketing</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome -</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">to him just out of spite."</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest,</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe,</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">marketing."</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Received from Charlie Luchessa.</font></span></p>
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