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<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">This is an old Jewish joke, which sounds much better in Yiddish. The way I heard it, is that they are standing outside a large church, on opposite sides of the entrance, one wearing Hassidic garb, and the other in a priest's habit, with collar. Everyone comes by, gives the rabbi a dirty look and gives a donation to the priest.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The pastor of the church comes out and points out that the rabbi is kind of out of place. At which time the "rabbi" says to the "priest", in Yiddish, "Er zugt uns vi azoi tsu machen a geshesft. ("He's telling us how to run our business.")</FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Subject: [GCFL.net] Lesson in Marketing</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Lesson in Marketing</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome -</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">beggar behind the Star of David. Finally, the priest goes</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">to him just out of spite."</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest,</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe,</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">marketing."</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P DIR=LTR><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Received from Charlie Luchessa.</FONT></SPAN></P>
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