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<DIV><SPAN class=781582818-25102007><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>the
short answer is that that was my CB handle when CBs were big. With the
advent of cellphones, they kind of went the way of 8-track
tapes.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN class=781582818-25102007><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2>Of
course, you might then ask why was that my CB handle. Now, that requires a
long answer.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Candara color=#000080 size=4>Even funnier!</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Candara color=#000080 size=4>Thanks greenBubble.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Candara color=#000080 size=4>And WHY is your handle
greenBubble???</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Candara color=#000080 size=4>Jeanene</FONT></DIV>
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<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>This is an old Jewish
joke, which sounds much better in Yiddish. The way I heard it, is
that they are standing outside a large church, on opposite sides of the
entrance, one wearing Hassidic garb, and the other in a priest's habit, with
collar. Everyone comes by, gives the rabbi a dirty look and gives a
donation to the priest.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>The pastor of the church
comes out and points out that the rabbi is kind of out of place. At which time
the "rabbi" says to the "priest", in Yiddish, "Er zugt uns vi azoi tsu machen
a geshesft. ("He's telling us how to run our business.")</FONT></SPAN></P>
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<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>Subject: [GCFL.net] Lesson
in Marketing</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>Lesson in
Marketing</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>Two beggars are sitting
side by side on a street in Rome -</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>one has a cross in front
of him; the other one the Star of</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>David. Many people go by,
look at both beggars, but only put</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>money into the hat of the
beggar sitting behind the cross.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>A priest comes by, stops
and watches throngs of people</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>giving money to the beggar
behind the cross, but none to the</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>beggar behind the Star of
David. Finally, the priest goes</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>over to the beggar behind
the Star of David and says, "My</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>poor fellow, don't you
understand? This is a Catholic</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>country; this city is the
seat of Catholicism. People aren't</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>going to give you money if
you sit there with a Star of</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>David in front of you,
especially when you're sitting beside</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>a beggar who has a cross.
In fact, they would probably give</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>to him just out of
spite."</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>The beggar behind the Star
of David listened to the priest,</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>turned to the other beggar
with the cross and said: "Moishe,</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>look who's trying to teach
the Goldstein brothers about</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial
size=2>marketing."</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P dir=ltr><SPAN lang=en-us><FONT face=Arial size=2>Received from Charlie
Luchessa.</FONT></SPAN></P>
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