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<DIV>This isn't ready for prime-time (aka appearance as an official GCFL joke),
but I just read the funniest James Dobson fundraising letter in the Nov/Dec
issue of the <EM>Wittenburg Door</EM>. I won't take your time with the full
text, but here are some of key excerpts:</DIV>
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<DIV>In all my years in the ministry, I have never seen a threat like the one
facing us now!</DIV>
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<DIV>We will need money, and lots of it.</DIV>
<DIV>That's where you come in.</DIV>
<DIV>We need you to give sacrificially. We need you to give like you've never
given before.</DIV>
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<DIV><So, what is all this building up to? Prepare yourself, gentle
reader...></DIV>
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<DIV>We are now facing a Gay-Green threat: Homosexual activists who also seek to
limit carbon emissions and promote recycling, as well as a sustainable
lifestyle!</DIV>
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<DIV>Even as I write this, publishing companies are printing propaganda which
will be forced upon our elementary school children; books with titles like
<EM>Heather's Two Mommies Join the Sierra Club</EM>, <EM>Daddy's Roommate Buys a
Prius</EM>, and <EM>Help! Holy Breeders are Killing my Planet</EM>.</DIV>
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<DIV>As a form of protest, I encourage Christians all across the United States
to set fire to their green recycling trash bins on the first day of
December.</DIV>
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<DIV>Also, and more importantly, please call us today, to contribute to this
vital fight for truth. Please be sure to have your credit card ready when you
call.</DIV>
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<DIV>As our special gift to you, when you donate today, I would like to send you
a free, charmingly illustrated book, called <EM>I Drive a Big Car Because I
serve a Big God</EM>. And rest assured, it is NOT printed on recycled
paper.</DIV>
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<DIV><Disclosures. Personally, I believe that there is no better way for a
parent to raise children than to read Dobson's <EM>Focus on the Family
Bulletin</EM> and Dr. Benjamin Spock's <EM>Baby and Child Care</EM>. They are a
great pair of resources that complement each other very well. But I have no idea
how a man who wrote Dobson's sound advice on child rearing could make such a
godawful fool of himself in public.></DIV>
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<DIV>Siarlys</DIV>
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