You're joking right?? He's not really looking to stop recycling and increasing emissions?? That doesn't make any sense. Or is that the joke? I'm confused.<br>~Lance<br><br><div><span class="gmail_quote">On 11/3/07,
<b class="gmail_sendername">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List</b> <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:</span><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">
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<div>This isn't ready for prime-time (aka appearance as an official GCFL joke),
but I just read the funniest James Dobson fundraising letter in the Nov/Dec
issue of the <em>Wittenburg Door</em>. I won't take your time with the full
text, but here are some of key excerpts:</div>
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<div>In all my years in the ministry, I have never seen a threat like the one
facing us now!</div>
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<div>We will need money, and lots of it.</div>
<div>That's where you come in.</div>
<div>We need you to give sacrificially. We need you to give like you've never
given before.</div>
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<div><So, what is all this building up to? Prepare yourself, gentle
reader...></div>
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<div>We are now facing a Gay-Green threat: Homosexual activists who also seek to
limit carbon emissions and promote recycling, as well as a sustainable
lifestyle!</div>
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<div>Even as I write this, publishing companies are printing propaganda which
will be forced upon our elementary school children; books with titles like
<em>Heather's Two Mommies Join the Sierra Club</em>, <em>Daddy's Roommate Buys a
Prius</em>, and <em>Help! Holy Breeders are Killing my Planet</em>.</div>
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<div>As a form of protest, I encourage Christians all across the United States
to set fire to their green recycling trash bins on the first day of
December.</div>
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<div>Also, and more importantly, please call us today, to contribute to this
vital fight for truth. Please be sure to have your credit card ready when you
call.</div>
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<div>As our special gift to you, when you donate today, I would like to send you
a free, charmingly illustrated book, called <em>I Drive a Big Car Because I
serve a Big God</em>. And rest assured, it is NOT printed on recycled
paper.</div>
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<div><Disclosures. Personally, I believe that there is no better way for a
parent to raise children than to read Dobson's <em>Focus on the Family
Bulletin</em> and Dr. Benjamin Spock's <em>Baby and Child Care</em>. They are a
great pair of resources that complement each other very well. But I have no idea
how a man who wrote Dobson's sound advice on child rearing could make such a
godawful fool of himself in public.></div>
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<div>Siarlys</div>
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