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<div><span class="gmail_quote">On 5/6/08, <b class="gmail_sendername">Discussion of the Good, Clean Funnies List</b> <<a href="mailto:gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net">gcfl-discuss@gcfl.net</a>> wrote:</span>
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2"> Remember this funny?</font></span></p>
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Sent: Thursday, January 03, 2008 3:00 AM</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Cc: The Good, Clean Funnies List</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Subject: [GCFL.net] Bikers</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Bikers</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hell's Angels bikers walked in.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">into the old man's pie, and then he took a seat at the</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">counter.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver, either.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."</font></span></p></ul>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Arial" size="2">This was on today's news:</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Script" color="#0000ff" size="5">greenBubble</font><font face="Script" color="#0000ff" size="5"></font> </span></p><br>
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<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Monday, May 5th 2008, 1:42 PM </font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Nashua+(New+Hampshire)" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">NASHUA, N.H.</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman"> - After a Red Sox-Yankees argument spilled outside a bar, a Yankee fan aimed her car at a group of people to scare them and didn't brake, hitting and killing a man, authorities and witnesses said.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">The Yankees fan, </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Ivonne+Hernandez" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">Ivonne Hernandez</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, was arraigned Monday on reckless second-degree murder and drunken driving charges and was held without bail. She did not enter a plea.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Hernandez, 43, was speeding early Friday toward a small group that included the man, </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Matthew+Beaudoin" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">Matthew Beaudoin</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, 29, and never hit her brakes, a prosecutor said Monday.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">"She accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people," prosecutor </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Susan+Morrell" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">Susan Morrell</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman"> said. "She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way."</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She said she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Hernandez's public defender, </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/James+Quay" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">James Quay</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Authorities won't describe the argument, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+York+Yankees" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">New York Yankees</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman"> fan. Like the rest of </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/New+Hampshire" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">New Hampshire</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, Nashua, 45 miles northwest of </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Boston+Red+Sox" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">Boston</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, is Red Sox country.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting against the Yankees when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez's car.</font></span></p>
<p dir="ltr"><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">Hernandez allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and </font></span><a onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Maria+Hughes" target="_blank"><span lang="en-us"><u><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">Maria Hughes</font></u></span></a><span lang="en-us"><font face="Times New Roman">, 21. Hughes had only minor injuries, which Beaudoin's sister Faith said was because her brother shielded Hughes, a friend.</font></span></p>
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