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<DIV>Hello everybody. In an act of utter narcissism such as only the web makes
possible, I have posted all my submitted articles that were rejected by the
editorial board of the <EM>Wittenburg Door</EM> at </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000"><A
href="http://windowsonwittenberg.blogspot.com">http://windowsonwittenberg.blogspot.com</A></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">Someone may find</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">a) amusement</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">b) provocation to argue about,
keeping the discussion group interesting.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">Fans of Dr. James Dobson, Ann
Rice's late-in-life conversion to Christianity, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson,
Mega Churches in general, coal companies in general, militant right-to-life
activism, and Mel Gibson, are advised to exercise caution in viewing these
articles.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">On the other hand, I think I did a
neat job of trashing the <EM>DaVinci Code</EM>, without undue malice toward Opus
or Mallard Fillmore.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #400000">Siarlys</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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